Crap Quotes by Ashleigh Brilliant

There is a world which I alone rule, but it ends at my fingertips.

— Ashleigh Brilliant

How can there ever possibly be a conflict between my private interests and the public good?

— Ashleigh Brilliant

I'm not always depressed: only when I think and feel.

— Ashleigh Brilliant

Cheer up! The worst effects of what we're doing won't be felt until after we're all dead

— Ashleigh Brilliant

My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.

— Ashleigh Brilliant

Hold on to me: Someday I may be quite valuable.

— Ashleigh Brilliant

“Modern travel would be totally delightful if only I could learn to enjoy boredom, discomfort, and fatigue.”

— Ashleigh Brilliant

As long as I have you there is just one other thing I'll always need - tremendous self control.

— Ashleigh Brilliant

There may not be a Heaven, but there is a San Francisco.

— Ashleigh Brilliant

Everything takes longer than you expect, even when you expect it to take longer than you expect.

— Ashleigh Brilliant

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.

— Ashleigh Brilliant

Better start rushing before the rush begins!

— Ashleigh Brilliant