I couldn't deliver a joke if you asked me to. It would have to be live and spontaneous. And that's what I was able to have in New York, at 9 o'clock in the morning, and people all over the… — Regis Philbin Copy Share Image
You get a taste here in New Orleans that you don't get anywhere else in the country. — Regis Philbin Copy Share Image
I try to stay in shape, I work out in the gym, take my vitamins every day, and I guess maybe I have some… — Regis Philbin Copy Share Image
I have a thing against reality shows. I think they are so fake. I think they are produced before they begin. I think people… — Regis Philbin Copy Share Image
The Raiders moved from Oakland to Los Angeles, didn't like it, didn't get along. Whatever it was, moved back to Oakland. — Regis Philbin Copy Share Image
Anderson Cooper every night dreams about getting my job permanently really. — Regis Philbin Copy Share Image
My first job was being a page at 'The Tonight Show.' I saw Jack Paar come out one night and sit on the edge… — Regis Philbin Copy Share Image
The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee. — Regis Philbin Copy Share Image
I majored in sociology and never took a single music-related course, much less any kind of class in public speaking - no confidence for… — Regis Philbin Copy Share Image
You know, I never knew if I had any talent when I started in this business. My first job was being a page at… — Regis Philbin Copy Share Image
I gotta tell you, right at the top of my list would be taking vitamins. I know that over the years doctors have said… — Regis Philbin Copy Share Image
