Don't you think baby corns are scary? There's just something wrong about their midget bodies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It was the seventeenth-century English who gave corned beef its name—corns being any kind of small bits, in this case salt crystals.” — Mark Kurlansky Copy Share Image
A person who, because he has corns himself, always treads on other people's toes. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
