“Angel food cake could never be the food legitimate angels eat, because in heaven you can eat steak and chocolate and very expensive cheese. The angels who feed on this cake are the kind that show up in Thomas Kinkade… — Allison Robicelli Copy Share Image
“If it wasn't for curse words and grandoise hand gestures, I don't know if Brooklynites would even be able to communicate. In fact, I had requested that holograms of me making dramatic hand gestures be included in this book, but… — Allison Robicelli Copy Share Image
“Did you know the Brits have a dish called “neeps and tatties” and not a single one of the four British people I polled… — Allison Robicelli Copy Share Image
“Fellow Italians: stop getting all bent out of shape about Christopher Columbus getting the same treatment as the Confederates. He was a horrible man,… — Allison Robicelli Copy Share Image
“Angel food cake could never be the food legitimate angels eat, because in heaven you can eat steak and chocolate and very expensive cheese.… — Allison Robicelli Copy Share Image
“If it wasn't for curse words and grandoise hand gestures, I don't know if Brooklynites would even be able to communicate. In fact, I… — Allison Robicelli Copy Share Image
