“Fellow Italians: stop getting all bent out of shape about Christopher Columbus getting the same treatment as the Confederates. He was a horrible man, a horrible representative for our people, and not that special. Any asshole can get lost in… — Allison Robicelli Copy Share Image
“Did you know the Brits have a dish called “neeps and tatties” and not a single one of the four British people I polled… — Allison Robicelli Copy Share Image
“Fellow Italians: stop getting all bent out of shape about Christopher Columbus getting the same treatment as the Confederates. He was a horrible man,… — Allison Robicelli Copy Share Image
“Angel food cake could never be the food legitimate angels eat, because in heaven you can eat steak and chocolate and very expensive cheese.… — Allison Robicelli Copy Share Image
“If it wasn't for curse words and grandoise hand gestures, I don't know if Brooklynites would even be able to communicate. In fact, I… — Allison Robicelli Copy Share Image
