Dear Boys who say condoms are uncomfortable, I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too — Miranda H Copy Share Image
I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell. — Miranda H Copy Share Image
Right guy, Wrong time. Right time, Wrong guy. New guy, Old lines. Old guy, New lies — Miranda H Copy Share Image
I love the way you lie to me, it shows that you're scared, and you don't have the balls to tell me to my… — Miranda H Copy Share Image
A Guy Deserves A girl who will be loyal to him and stand by his side, as long as he treats her the same… — Miranda H Copy Share Image
Be careful, I might be quiet and shy but if you hurt me and try to play me, I'll put you out of your… — Miranda H Copy Share Image
A True man does not love a different girl every night. A True man Loves the same girl every night for the rest of… — Miranda H Copy Share Image
New Marriage vows For richer or poorer , sickness & health , better or worse , 'til I can't take your shit any longer . Amen — Miranda H Copy Share Image
