Computers Quotes · Page 72

I don't like the chip, chip, chip of working on little things. I love big machines and big bits of stone.

— Michele Lamy

I knew, always, what I wanted to be. Even before I had my first computer, I wanted to be a computer scientist.

— Gary William Flake

Computers make excellent and efficient servants, but I have no wish to serve under them.

— Leonard Nimoy

Sorry! The fuck machine is temporarily out of order..So fuck yourself and save a quarter!

— Anonymous

I realize I'm not a machine. I'm going to make mistakes.

— Fuzzy Zoeller

“the definition of a machine is simple. It is anything that reduces human effort. Anything.”

— Chetan Bhagat

There is no heaven or afterlife for broken-down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark.

— Stephen Hawking

“87 % of youngsters have backache, and rest of 13 % have no computer..!”

— Himmilicious

Computer mediation seems to bathe action in a more conditional light: perhaps it happened; perhaps it didn't. Without the layeredrichness of direct…

— Shoshana Zuboff

I soon realized that I didn't have a great passion for academia and I didn't like sitting in front of the computer…

— Jacob Hashimoto

You wonder if God doesn't have an answering machine to screen out the prayers of the venal and the boring? And in…

— Tom Robbins

“Most employees are like interchangeable machine parts. When they show up to work, there is no trace of the person they replaced,…

— Jarod Kintz

Everyone is so addicted to their damn phone. It's sad to see the filmmaker's work diminished down to a computer screen.

— Jennifer Aniston

The real question is not whether machines think but whether men do. The mystery which surrounds a thinking machine already surrounds a…

— Anonymous

When I write, I try to turn my Internet off so I can't procrastinate through the Internet, but then I just get…

— Raphael Bob-Waksberg

“Marx understood well that the press was not merely a machine but a structure for discourse, which both rules out and insists…

— Neil Postman

One: There is a low limit of weight [of about] 50 pounds beyond which it is impossible for an animal to fly.…

— Joseph LeConte

“At the other extreme, and far less threatening, will be the "house computer" of 2081. It will store all the information from…

— Gerard K. O'Neill

Your programming leads to your thoughts; your thoughts lead to your feelings; your feelings lead to your actions; your actions leads to…

— T. Harv Eker

I was writing my Ph.D. in the late 1980s and was keeping an eye on what was happening in the world. It…

— Bidzina Ivanishvili

Looking back on a 30-year teaching career full of rewards and prizes, somehow I can't completely believe that I spent my time…

— John Taylor Gatto

“books, i think, are a different kind of time machine. instead of reminding you of a lost world, they create one for…

— Neil Peart

“Okay, so first we get you a new computer and then a Facebook page. Priorities, you know," he said, typing in Kyle's…

— John Corey Whaley

“Richardson ran on a parallel course beside Adams Street, but despite their proximity, the two streets were worlds apart. Richardson, on its…

— Adrienne Berard

What we know oman today is limited precisely by the extent to which we have regarded him as a machine.

— Friedrich Nietzsche

It was like a gumball machine, except instead of gum it was goat pellets. -Miss Kay

— Duck Dynasty

Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repair man arrives

— Anonymous

Internet penetration in Italy is quite low and the Berlusconi media machine controls most of what people see.

— Joichi Ito

I hate when my parents never let me go anywhere and then ask me why I'm always on the computer.

— Tanya Bianco

The idea of experimenting with machines to create art was always something I tinkered with.

— Reggie Watts

I prefer my real friends over fake humanoids run by computers and true trolls filled with genuine venom.

— Alisyn Camerota

You can't have thousands of cars without good computers on the electric grid.

— Shai Agassi

It's not like the computer magically does it for you. Animation just takes forever.

— Stephen Hillenburg

“In this universe there are no time machines or keys that can turn hearts back around.”

— Sarah Tregay

With all the abundance we have of computers and computing, what is scarce is human attention and time.

— Satya Nadella

Our experience using computers reflects a trade-off that was made fifty years ago or more.

— Paul Dourish

Why would you pour a foundation, buy machines, hire employees, if you can make as much money buying bonds?

— Frank Stronach

If you look at a cartoon on a computer screen, it really jumps and can be quite effective.

— Terry Mosher

If you can make it sound exciting with a joke drum machine, you know you've got something.

— Jeff Beck

“By 1990, only 15 percent of households owned a personal computer, while nearly 30 percent owned an NES.”

— Blake J. Harris