Computers Quotes · Page 36

Enemies are necessary for the wheels of the U.S. military machine to turn.

— John Stockwell

The number of neurons in the brain is very much larger than the number of components in a computer.

— Jeremy Bernstein

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house.

— Steven Wright

Even when I work with computers, with high technology, I always try to put in the touch of the hand.

— Issey Miyake

A human being is not a machine. Especially when it comes to creating.

— Azzedine Alaia

This is not a phone business. This is the smallest video camera, it's the smallest computer, smallest TV.

— Canning Fok

In the short run, the market is a voting machine, but in the long run it is a weighing machine.

— Benjamin Graham

We are not thinking machines that feel; rather, we are feeling machines that think.

— Antonio Damasio

“Nikki - "Where's Cole?" Jack - "Playing with the ice machine." I snorted. Nikki - "I'm going to miss this side of…

— Brodi Ashton

I've never loved spending time on the machines at the gym. But I have discovered an exercise regimen I can dedicate myself…

— Judy Reyes

I taught myself computer. Then Macintosh came along, and it became a really bad addiction. If I wasn't in show business, I'd…

— Jeff Dunham

The truth is, I have an excellent team, a staff that handles Blue Elephant, my translation company, perfectly. It is like a…

— Chinmayi

With digital, you do have the advantage of having an absolutely rock steady image because there's no projector gate, no perforations, no…

— Greg MacGillivray

“Yet despite the most powerful technologies we have today, all life forms we know of remain fundamentally limited by their biological hardware.”

— Max Tegmark

It's hard to program a computer to make jokes. The brain needs to do something here; the brain needs to come up…

— Brian Regan

When I get bored, I'll zone out, and I'll just sit in front of my computer and start writing any random song…

— JC Chasez

Computers seem a little too adaptively flexible, like the strange natives, odd societies, and head cases we study in the social sciences.…

— P. J. O'Rourke

“I suspect that if we can build such ultra-intelligent machines, then the first one will be severely limited by the software we’ve…

— Max Tegmark

One reason I'm not worried about the possibility that we will soon make machines that are smarter than us, is that we…

— Alva Noe

“When women have so absorbed the disease of sexism that they themselves can inflict it on each other, we clearly have a…

— Erica Jong

“Couldn’t you build some form of computer aid here?” I said. “In this zinc-plated, vacuum-tubed culture?” Sometimes Spock spoke to me as…

— David A. Goodman

“Me: "Touch the cave wall." Computer: "You touch the cave wall. It is moist." Isaac: "Lick the cave wall." Computer: "I do…

— John Green

I don't get up and look at e-mail. I don't even know my e-mail address. I needed one just to have a…

— Andrew Dice Clay

I am only a footnote, but proud of the footnote I have become. My subsequent work on eliciting principles and developing the…

— Jef Raskin

People talk about computer programmers as if computers are our whole lives. That's simply not true.

— Ellen Ullman

“When I am dead, take my ashes and make a computer with them.”

— Guillaume Morissette

I come from a family of musicians. Even the sewing machine is a Singer.

— Frank Carson

“The biggest cover up machine that you will ever encounter is the corporate controlled government.”

— Steven Magee

“We are not thinking machines that feel, we are feeling machines that think”

— António R. Damásio

I changed all my passwords to 'incorrect'. So my computer just tells me when I forget.

— Aicel

The largest and most powerful computers are still no match for the smallest and weakest humans.

— Alison Gopnik

As for explaining mathematical phenomena it opens the question: explaining to whom? humans?, other computers?

— Gil Kalai

A party is like a sausage machine, it grinds up all sorts of heads together into the same baloney ...

— Henrik Ibsen

No more than these machines need the mathematician know what he does.

— Henri Poincare

Right now, computers, which are supposed to be our servant, are oppressing us.

— Jef Raskin

I don't know who's running IMDB. It could be computers. I'd like to talk to someone from IMDB.

— Ken Marino

Whether it's a computer or a pen drawing, design is about drawing shapes and making physical things.

— Jake Barton

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

— Thomas Watson

The human body is the only machine for which there are no spare parts.

— Hermann Biggs

I've gotta keep life and computers separate, or else I'm gonna go mad.

— Tracy Kidder