This claw machine is going to kill me. All I want is my damn teddy bear. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Do not machine wash or tumble dry.' really means I will never wash this ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to go to sleep in my time machine and wake up eight hours in the future — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In cartoons, why does the evil guy always put a self destruct button on the machine? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You don't truly know someone until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in a vending machine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The world changed from having the determinism of a clock to having the contingency of a pinball machine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear universe, you can invent a teleport machine any time now. Sincerely, impatient and missing my boyfriend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Thinking that coding is the nerdy IT guy at work rebooting your computer is like thinking that music is what happens when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like my new telephone, my computers works just find, my calculator is perfect, but Lord, I miss my mind! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The feeling that 'no one is listening to me' make us want to spend time with machines that seem to care about… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“God designed the human machine to run on Himself. He Himself is the fuel our spirits were designed to burn, or the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Sue: Do you think you have free will? Pat: If you mean ‘Are my decisions not caused?’ surely not. From everything we… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There comes many technology that resists in the world, some live for months, some for years and even some for decades, but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Here's what the death knell for the personal computer will sound like: Mainly I use my phone/paid, but I still use my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Computers can now keep a man's every transgression recorded in a permanent memory bank, duplicating with complex programming and intricate wiring a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We turn off the TV, video games and computer - except for homework - during the week. The TV's reserved for Friday… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why should you pick the same colour as the popular people, when there's planty of other colours? Be original person, not a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The Chromebook 13 is up for pre-order today, starting at $279 with a 1,366 x 768 display, and $299 for the full… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never too tired. You don't have to be a machine to produce something wonderful. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
99.99% of people backspace their whole password, when they just mess up one letter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish IBM would create a computer to replace the people who watch Jeopardy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Forget you is such like deleting files from computer, always waiting to done with it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A relationship without trust is like a computer without a monitor. It's WORTHLESS. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter how I'm addicted to play computer games, I'm still addicted to you more. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
