I'm not the only one who fears they're being watched through their computer's camera. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; a man is helping his wife make a password for the computer. he types in mypenis. the waife then starts laughing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is like a computer. Once in a while you get viruses but your anti-virus gives them back double. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The computer said press any key to continue and you couldn't find the key named "anykey" — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anyone else feel kinda weird when your computer asks you if you would like to continue unprotected? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“In order to elicit the best performance from multicore computers, we need to design algorithms with parallelism in mind” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm an enemy of what I call 'computer theology.' There's a class conflict out there. There's a techno-elite that lives in a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I need to start eating healthy, but in school all the vending machines are full of chips and pop-tarts and candy...like wtfawk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fresh out the time machine I stepped, Mercedez Benz SL 5 garage kept, I play the field with stiff arms & side… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Am I dreaming? The nightmares don’t stop anymore, so it’s hard to tell. They quite down now and then, but they’re always… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“used the non-Qwerty Caligraph machine. The Times offered that “the Caligraph people have chosen a very pleasant and effective way of proving… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“In an age in which the classic words of the Surrealists - "As beatiful as the unexpected meeting, on a dissecting table,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Well, I had a lot of help from my father with the soldering and so on, and he was very good at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“everyone knows that this is a bad way to treat a machine—they would never run a computer at 100 percent of capacity… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Against this background, we can understand the design of computer applications as a concerned social- and historical-conditioned activity in which tools and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If automobiles had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“sustained exponential improvement in most aspects of computing, extraordinarily large amounts of digitized information, and recombinant innovation. These three forces are yielding… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“We don’t want the CD; we want the music it plays. We don’t want the disc; we want the storage it holds.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The last four years have shown that the war machine is possible, that we can care for each other and bandage the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“But U.S. computer systems have back doors, too: just ask Edward Snowden, the former NSA contractor who leaked classified information about such… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Eve talking to someone on her computer and having trouble with the language translator…"I have two like crimes. Your data and your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“War has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“We have servants and machines in order that our will may be carried out beyond the reach of our own arms. Machines… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best programs are written so that computing machines can perform them quickly and so that human beings can understand them clearly.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The amount of improvement that has occurred in computer technology in the past half century is truly staggering and unprecedented in other… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The shortest horror story ever; Computer: unable to connect to the internet. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So sick of nasty spiteful people who hide behind the safety of a computer screen! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are no standards for computer programmers and no group to certify them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repair man arrives — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
