But I'm in favor of every religion with the possible exception of snake-chunking. Anybody that so presumes on how he stands with Providence that… — Earl Long Copy Share Image
The kind of thing I'm good at is knowing every politician in the state and remembering where he itches. And I know where to… — Earl Long Copy Share Image
Don't write anything you can phone. Don't phone anything you can talk. Don't talk anything you can whisper. Don't whisper anything you can smile.… — Earl Long Copy Share Image