“In Louisiana, one of the first stages of grief is eating your weight in Popeyes fried chicken. The second stage is doing the same with boudin. People have been known to swap the order. Or to do both at the… — Ken Wheaton Copy Share Image
“I'll say this much for guys, gay or straight: it's easy to pick up a friendship and act like nothing's happened. I can only imagine how quickly Christianity would have collapsed had Jesus and the Apostles been a bunch of women. Jesus would never have gotten over the fact that they abandoned him during the Crucifixion. 'I can't believe you… — Ken Wheaton Copy Share
“Prideful fool. It hurt his feelings that he couldn’t make my crazy go away. You know how men are. Always trying to fix things… — Ken Wheaton Copy Share Image
“I climbed aboard a Greyhound bus and rode it to New York without telling anyone, without so much as a goodbye. What was I… — Ken Wheaton Copy Share Image
“In Louisiana, one of the first stages of grief is eating your weight in Popeyes fried chicken. The second stage is doing the same… — Ken Wheaton Copy Share Image
“At this point, none of us are sure why we fight. We’re sisters. We need no good reason to fight, even though we have… — Ken Wheaton Copy Share Image
