“I climbed aboard a Greyhound bus and rode it to New York without telling anyone, without so much as a goodbye. What was I thinking? I wasn’t. I was young and stupid and broken. I knew from watching movies that… — Ken Wheaton Copy Share Image
“I'll say this much for guys, gay or straight: it's easy to pick up a friendship and act like nothing's happened. I can only imagine how quickly Christianity would have collapsed had Jesus and the Apostles been a bunch of women. Jesus would never have gotten over the fact that they abandoned him during the Crucifixion. 'I can't believe you… — Ken Wheaton Copy Share
“Prideful fool. It hurt his feelings that he couldn’t make my crazy go away. You know how men are. Always trying to fix things… — Ken Wheaton Copy Share Image
“I climbed aboard a Greyhound bus and rode it to New York without telling anyone, without so much as a goodbye. What was I… — Ken Wheaton Copy Share Image
“In Louisiana, one of the first stages of grief is eating your weight in Popeyes fried chicken. The second stage is doing the same… — Ken Wheaton Copy Share Image
“At this point, none of us are sure why we fight. We’re sisters. We need no good reason to fight, even though we have… — Ken Wheaton Copy Share Image
