“If I was president of the Slime Committee, I'd make it easier to come clean about shit. If coming clean is what you're supposed to do, then it should be made more fucken accessible, I say.” — D.B.C. Pierre Copy Share Image
“If I was president of the Slime Committee, I'd make it easier to come clean about shit. If coming clean is what you're supposed… — D.B.C. Pierre Copy Share Image
Don’t be lookin up at no sky for help. Look down here, at us twisted dreamers. — D.B.C. Pierre Copy Share Image
For all the sirens, game-show buzzers, and drum-rolls of life, it is the nature of men to die quietly. — D.B.C. Pierre Copy Share Image
“It just wasn't enough, in the end, I guess. The day he got his first thousand dollars, the neighbors must've got ten. Aim for… — D.B.C. Pierre Copy Share Image
And here I'm struck by an epiphany so monstrous in its scale, so blinding in its effect that I feel my skin has turned… — D.B.C. Pierre Copy Share Image
“She gets that fabulous edge that girls get to their voices, the edge that spells oncoming Tantrum From the Bowels of Hell, that says,… — D.B.C. Pierre Copy Share Image
“Imagine the spirit as a mansion. You’ll guess we don’t use many rooms. Apart from a few moments in childhood we don’t dance around… — D.B.C. Pierre Copy Share Image
The problem with learning the truth about things is that you lose the confidence that comes from being dumb. — D.B.C. Pierre Copy Share Image
“Every forty-three blinks, the flashing lights on the police cars that follow my van into Houston synchronize. They flash separately for a few turns,… — D.B.C. Pierre Copy Share Image
“A sob pops in my throat. I choke it, and look around for a harmless visual distraction, but all I see is a stocky… — D.B.C. Pierre Copy Share Image
“Another coupon tacked onto the pile I'll redeem when I get some power in my fucken life. Look around this life and all you… — D.B.C. Pierre Copy Share Image
“God knows I tried my best to learn the ways of this world, even had inklings we could be glorious; but after all that's… — D.B.C. Pierre Copy Share Image
“She said Mom closed up the house one day, turned the oven on full, and sat by its open door. Apparently it's still a… — D.B.C. Pierre Copy Share Image
Get it out of your head that wine’s just a drink. Real wine is like a missing human gene. It vaccinates you against mundanity,… — D.B.C. Pierre Copy Share Image
