College Quotes · Page 36

When I was in college, I was a semiotics major, which is this hopelessly pretentious body of French literary theory.

— Ira Glass

I keep flip flopping between being ready for college & not being ready to leave.

— Anonymous

I never had to pound the pavement and really struggle after college.

— Moira Kelly

“College = A place where you spend a ton of money for a piece of paper that says you're qualified.”

— Korey Miracle

“Of a sudden he felt that fraternity life was the only way to exist at college. How could he have doubted? (126)”

— Ferrol Sams

Setting up a college fund would be a great way to redirect the tangible evidence of Daddy's love.

— Emily Yoffe

I actually didn't mind school, and I enjoyed university and college.

— Freida Pinto

[The Barefoot College is] the only college where the teacher is the learner and the learner is the teacher.

— Bunker Roy

The men--the undergraduates of Yale and Princeton are cleaner, healthier, better-looking, better dressed, wealthier and more attractive than any undergraduate body in…

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

I wanted to play football and see how that went. In my mind, I knew I wasn't good enough to be a…

— Joel McHale

There were a lot of places, including Los Angeles, that didn't have major league baseball. There were other really large cities that…

— Frank Deford

There's something wildy decadent about the young-star lifestyle, and I just don't really see the point. I got my partying out of…

— Anne Hathaway

I grew up near the University of Michigan, so we'd sneak into college parties. That's where my acting started - lying about…

— Mircea Monroe

It doesn't matter where you're from. You can be from the hood or the suburbs. You can be poor with no education…

— Lil B

And my father didn't have money for me to go to college. And at that particular time they didn't have black quarterbacks,…

— Willie Mays

I kind of had that Parma, Ohio, mentality that after high school, you go to college. Then after college, you get a…

— The Miz

When I got to college, my sister was starting work, and she realized she had two weeks of vacation a year, so…

— Stephanie Ruhle

“Computer mistake in grade-giving resulted in academic failure of several brilliant students. After some years the mistake was discovered. Letter was sent…

— John Cage

College equals reinventing yourself. With all the experiences, good and bad, you find out your limits, you fail and dare to succeed,…

— Cassie Wooters

Women who earn a certificate or degree from a community college, especially in STEM-related field, will be ready to move into a…

— Jill Biden

We tend to want to stay here in Louisiana as Louisiana people. We've just got to be mindful that there are other…

— Ed Reed

If I were to be a role model, it would just come out of going the college route, getting training, and trusting…

— Camila Mendes

“The truth is this: The rich will rule even at a place like Oberlin, where their kind is technically forbidden. They will…

— Gary Shteyngart

When I was younger it was, you know, my dad dressed up in drag on 'Bosom Buddies.' And that was what I…

— Colin Hanks

I got really into art at school and then went onto art college in California.

— Bud Luckey

A man who cannot think is not an educated man however many college degrees he may have acquired.

— Henry Ford

I never graduated from Iowa, but I was only there for two terms - Truman's and Eisenhower's.

— Alex Karras

You can actually go to school and college to learn how to play and get technical with the electric bass.

— Stanley Clarke

“With great enthusiasm and determination you will master the art in your field.”

— Lailah Gifty Akita

I became a wrestling fan in college. So, I was more of a wrestling fan as an adult than when I was…

— Judah Friedlander

I got into plays in high school then I ended up going to college for it.

— Philip Seymour Hoffman

I skipped 'College Dropout' and 'Late Registration' and went straight to '808s & Heartbreak.'

— Travis Scott

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.

— Will Rogers

In college, they tell you what you need to do every day. In the NBA, they don't. You figure it out on…

— Nikola Vucevic

My parents never went to college. My dad started as an hourly worker.

— Anthony Scaramucci

I've heard a lot of stories about guys not going to class in college, especially second semester. That wasn't me.

— Lauri Markkanen

I started trading around 1979, fresh out of college. In the early '90s, I started guesting for major news media.

— Rick Santelli

The purpose of the university is to make students safe for ideas - not ideas safe for students.

— Clark Kerr

“You can't change generational poverty by sitting on your ass. Let's get to work!”

— Damen Lopez

Don't cuss. Don't argue with the officials. And don't lose the game.

— John Heisman