Los Angeles is the home of the three little white lies: "The Ferrari is paid for," "The mortgage is assumable," and "It's… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Stan: What makes you think you're gonna survive? Roger: My species is immune to all human ailments. Stan: So explain that cold… — American Dad Copy Share Image
When I get a cold sore, I put Carmex on it, because Carmex is supposed to alleviate cold sores. I don't know… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
