There is nothing in your budget for joy. No books, no flowers, no music, not even a cold beer. And there is… — Robert Fulghum Copy Share Image
Here's to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them. — Queen Victoria Copy Share Image
“I've got my toes in the water, ass in the sand. Not a worry in the world, a cold beer in my… — Zac Brown Copy Share Image
“So I might be over two thousand miles from my next hot meal, cold beer or decent shower, but at least I… — Roz Savage Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. We were ice fishing in my freezer. I caught a few cold beers, and you wondered… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“Someday I will stop being young and wanting stupid tattoos. There are 7 people in my house. We each have different genders.… — Clementine von Radics Copy Share Image
Hell's a dry heat too. It still sucks. Let me know if you pull anything. I'm gonna go get a cold beer… — Christa Faust Copy Share Image
I've never read anything about heroin where, yeah, it's a good experience, and you can do it for 20 years and enjoy… — Ace Frehley Copy Share Image
“Raskolnikov went out in complete confusion. This confusion became more and more intense. As he went down the stairs, he even stopped… — Fyodor Dostoyevsky Copy Share Image
Hysterically funny, amazingly talented people. That's what I think of when I think of Canada. That, and cold beer. And mountains. — Richard Patrick Copy Share Image
Made a wrong turn Once or twice Dug my way out Blood and fire Bad decisions That's alright Welcome to my silly… — P!nk < 3 Copy Share Image
The mathematician who after seeing Phedre asked: 'Qu'est que ca prouve?' was not such a fool as he has been generally made… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
Bangkok's street food culture may have recently been forced to clean up its act but personally, we think there's nothing better than… — Melissa Leong Copy Share Image
Why we are here: To tremble at the terrible beauty of the stars, to shed a tear at the perfection of Beethoven's… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“Jack was meeting with Larry the Lawnmower....the most notorious hitman in the Monterey area.' 'There are hitmen in town?' 'Brad, a lot… — Kate McVaugh Copy Share Image
I've been hitting up Hooters since 1983, and I can assure you nothin' says football season is here quite like watching the… — Jon Gruden Copy Share Image
A poem is a liminal space that can offer a sensation of belonging. A poem won't bring you a cold beer, but… — Jenny Johnson Copy Share Image
“her a “gal” one more time, Kate Chilton was going to pour her ice cold beer over his patronizing blond head. “What… — Nancy Herkness Copy Share Image
“Jason felt all the blood drain out of his face. He stood there as the reality of Mitch’s words hit him hard.… — R.L. Mathewson Copy Share Image
“I sliced the chicken with my fingers and put it into a small skillet to warm, separate a couple of eggs, and… — Stacey Ballis Copy Share Image
They say you don't want to know how sausage is made. Book coverage is like sausage in that way: better not to… — Camille Perri Copy Share Image
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
