Coffee Quotes · Page 15

I ordered a decaf coffee the other night, and I was like, 'Holy crap, I'm an adult.'

— Blackbear

Would you like an adventure now, or would you like to have your tea first?

— James M. Barrie

I never had any coffee or anything like that. I just never tried it.

— Tom Brady

Sex and hypocrisy. They go together like coffee and cream.

— Paolo Bacigalupi

You cannot thrash the person who makes you coffee. It's a rule somewhere.

— Kim Harrison

I was drinking so much coffee and Red Bull just to keep going it screwed me.

— Frankie Boyle

If I drink coffee, I have to turn the lights off and lay down. I can't handle it.

— Perfume Genius

“I may rise but I refuse to shine until at least the 2nd cup of coffee.”

— Mary Fusco Mattioni

“As a system administrator, it's in your best interest to befriend data center technicians and bribe them with coffee, caffeinated soft drinks,…

— Evi Nemeth

I live primarily on chocolate chip cookies and coffee, and I'm prone to singing Katy Perry songs at the top of my…

— Chris Sununu

Real entrepreneurs do what they say they're going to do, wannabes ask about it and have tons and tons of coffee meetings.

— Brian Wong

So, she tells me, the words dribbling out with the cranberry muffin crumbs, commas dunked in her coffee.

— Laurie Halse Anderson

I drink bullet coffee, and I make it myself because I hate coffee. I get a shot of raw coffee, mix it…

— Huda Kattan

When you drink coffee, you become very focused, and in fact, the key to creative genius is to be defocused.

— Eric Weiner

It is an intern's job to go for coffee for anyone who asks, preferably delivering it scalding hot and cupped in your…

— Kurt Braunohler

My wife thinks a B&B is a romantic getaway. I think it's creepy, sharing coffee with strangers who were eavesdropping on you…

— Tom Papa

Writing/reading is like visiting another person's brain. And a short book or article is like a short stay. You come in, have…

— Mark Manson

While the richest people on earth pray to get richer, the rest of the world begs for intervention with their faces pressed…

— Jen Hatmaker

Every nursing mother, in the midst of her little dependent brood, has far more right to whine, sulk or scold, as temperament…

— Antoinette Brown Blackwell

When you sit in a café, with a lot of music in the background and a lot of projects in your head,…

— Nhat Hanh

We'd decided to write a book about two friends. I gave her some coffee and then we sat there not knowing what…

— Alison McGhee

Actors sometimes say they can't do something because their character would never do that. The director Suri Krishnamma once told me he…

— Tara Fitzgerald

“I'll take my alkaloid diuretics wherever I can get them. If there isn't a 7-11 in the vicinity, a Winchell's donut shop…

— Gary Reilly

After a heated argument on some trivial matter Nancy [Astor] . shouted, If I were your wife I would put poison in…

— John F. Akers

I could serve coffee using my rear as a ledge.

— Jennifer Lopez

I drink iced coffee nearly every morning and many afternoons year-round.

— Josh Gondelman

I like my coffee about the color of my skin.

— Jimmie Allen

“I like my coffee black, my whiskey straight and my women sassy.”

— Raymond Bolton

“There's nothing quite like the sound of chainsaws over morning coffee.”

— Michael P. Naughton

If you cannot stand a spoon upright in the cup, then the coffee is too weak.

— Lawrence Block

“He was contemplation and enthusiasm. Ambition and strong coffee.”

— E Lockhart

I want to be a 'coffee guy,' but I just haven't started.

— Ricochet

Tea is quiet and our thirst for tea is never far from our craving for beauty.

— James Norwood Pratt

There are only two things I can't give up; one is coffee and the other is tobacco.

— Andrew Jackson

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art.

— Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.

— Nikhil Saluja

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept.

— Frances Hardinge

Maybe kissing is sort of like nature's coffee

— Scott Westerfeld

“I never said I'd die without coffee. I said other people would." - Meme”

— Darynda Jones

“Coffee, if not strong enough to wake a man from a coma, is not truly coffee.”

— Roseanna M. White