First dentistry was painless. Then bicycles were chainless, Carriages were horseless, And many laws enforceless. Next cookery was fireless, Telegraphy was wireless, Cigars were nicotineless, And coffee caffeineless. Soon oranges were seedless, The putting green was weedless, The college boy… — Arthur Guiterman Copy Share Image
God's Road is all uphill, but do not tire; Rejoice that we may still keep climbing higher. — Arthur Guiterman Copy Share Image
What one approves , another scorns, And thus his nature each discloses: You find the rosebush full of thorns, I find the thornbush full… — Arthur Guiterman Copy Share Image
The stones that critics hurl with harsh intent, a man may use to build his monument. — Arthur Guiterman Copy Share Image
Admitting errors clears the score and proves you wiser than before. — Arthur Guiterman Copy Share Image
The porcupine, which one must handle gloved, may be respected, but is never loved. — Arthur Guiterman Copy Share Image
No true reform has ever come to pass Unchallenged by a liar and an ass. — Arthur Guiterman Copy Share Image
“On the Vanity of Earthly Greatness The tusks which clashed in mighty brawls Of mastodons, are billiard balls. The sword of Charlemagne the Just… — Arthur Guiterman Copy Share Image
Of all cold words of tongue or pen, the worst are these: "I knew him when - — Arthur Guiterman Copy Share Image
First dentistry was painless. Then bicycles were chainless, Carriages were horseless, And many laws enforceless. Next cookery was fireless, Telegraphy was wireless, Cigars were… — Arthur Guiterman Copy Share Image
Until the Donkey tried to clear The Fence, he thought himself a Deer. — Arthur Guiterman Copy Share Image
The Cat on your hearthstone to this day presages, By solemnly sneezing, the coming of rain! — Arthur Guiterman Copy Share Image
