In Sweeden every city looks the same. I've been to sixteen cities, and every single city is the same! The same cobblestone, the same McDonalds, the same everything. Everything was designed by the same guy. They must have saved a… — Pablo Francisco Copy Share Image
I'm an amused observer. I don't bet or gamble; that's the worst thing. — Pablo Francisco Copy Share Image
Don LaFontaine was very intelligent. He used to say to me, "Always save your money, son". And I said, "Can I start doing voiceovers?"… — Pablo Francisco Copy Share Image
I'm not into those shows like "hey everybody, gather round the TV, let's watch The Simpsons!" I'm not one of those guys: "I gotta… — Pablo Francisco Copy Share Image
I love how the soccer guys just fall when they get kicked and go baby crying.They try to explain to the referee like he's… — Pablo Francisco Copy Share Image
I'm a YouTube star, let's put it that way!That sounds like a karaoke star with balls. — Pablo Francisco Copy Share Image
I'm a sports fan sometimes when I'm drunk. All my friends gamble on sports so whenever we watch a game, everyone's pissed off at… — Pablo Francisco Copy Share Image
Sometimes I become the comedy jukebox. I read the emails, people give me requests.The shows are just amazing; they're packed with people and they're… — Pablo Francisco Copy Share Image
Everyone goes "every comedian does Arnold Schwarzenegger". Yes, they do; but do they do Arnold Schwarzenegger in Brokeback Mountain? — Pablo Francisco Copy Share Image
I voted for Arnold Schwarzenegger 'cause I figured he can go back in the future. Put that in the act. — Pablo Francisco Copy Share Image
I heard the rumours,but the only blond people here [in Sweden] are the guys. And they all look like Ellen DeGeneres. It's Ellen DeGeneres… — Pablo Francisco Copy Share Image
In Sweeden every city looks the same. I've been to sixteen cities, and every single city is the same! The same cobblestone, the same… — Pablo Francisco Copy Share Image