Clown Quotes · Page 9

Without strenuous preplanning, road food is almost always bad food, sad food, chain food, clown food.

— Jonathan Miles

The writer's job is the job of a clown …the clown who also talks about sorrow.

— Kenzaburo Oe

Everybody jumps to the Juggalo sound, fuck outta here if you aint down with the clown!

— Violent J Shaggy 2 Dope

I have always found clowns really fascinating, especially on film. Even as a kid I was never scared of them.

— Rob Zombie

“Satisfy people's desire for the ridiculous and they will accept your idea of the sublime.”

— Maurice Willson Disher

I just love making a fool out of myself. I made my living as a clown at kids' parties for about three…

— Hugh Jackman

Both my uncles were in bands, my grandpa was a comedian who wore clown makeup on stage.

— Ava Max

Neil Simon didn't like it too much when we came out in clown makeup. We stopped doing that.

— John Ritter

I am an official slow-roasted, honey-baked ham. Ever since I was a kid, my thing is that I love attention. All my…

— Terry Crews

I spent most of my days in school being a class clown. I never shut up. By the time I was in…

— Enzo Amore

When I first worked with Mark Harmon I was 15 years old on 'Harts of the West.' He had a pretty heavy…

— Sean Murray

I was something of a prankster. One time I put a ski mask on my head and used a fake gun on…

— Luke Perry

I was always the clown in school. I had a personal put down sense of humor. I wasn't vindictive. I didn't make…

— Jim Dale

I want to be silly, and that's being authentic just as much as being open and honest. It's authentic to make weird…

— Tig Notaro

Thou wast not born for death, immortal bird! No hungry generations tread thee down; The voice I hear this passing night was…

— John Keats

On the golf course, a man may be the dogged victim of inexorable fate, be struck down by an appalling stroke of…

— Bobby Jones

I've done everything from cater, wait tables, pre-school teacher, painting, to being Cinderella, Elmo, a clown, nanny, selling hair... I would do…

— Diora Baird

My mom always said that she didn't wear a red nose and big shoes because that's the reason people are scared of…

— Jesse Eisenberg

It was both odd and unjust, a real example of pitiful arbitrariness of existance, that you were born into a particular time…

— Daniel Kehlmann

“I PAINT MY FACE. By Omrane Khuder. Mirror, distorted; I sit, paint my Face, Toxic white Make-up buries my Scars, My Eyes…

— Omrane Khuder

Things are going to go wrong, and I think we are false to life if we don’t portray it. But there is…

— James A. Michener

So you actually need spectacles,” Leo finally said. “Of course I do,” Marks said crossly. “Why would I wear spectacles if I…

— Lisa Kleypas

“The clown figure has had so many meanings in different times and cultures. The jolly, well-loved joker familiar to most people is…

— Thomas Ligotti

Some ego is involved because I guess one wants to be perceived as a good clown and one puts one's name on…

— Jonathan Ames

I was this non-threatening funny guy who contrasted the image of the Brezhnevs and the Reagans of the world.

— Yakov Smirnoff

“I don't even like clowns. Clowns are not normal people.”

— Barbara Park

I get all dressed up in fuchsia, looking like a clown, and show pretty pictures to people.

— Alexandra Stoddard

“You tear me down just to build me up again. All I can think is: you are a psycho-clown.”

— Coco J. Ginger

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

— Steven Wright

You a class clown and if I skip for the day I'm with you bitch smokin' grade A.

— Wiz Khalifa

Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the guy who could rip somebody, and they'd laugh at…

— Don Rickles

“They float,” the clown said. “Down here we all float; pretty soon your friend will float, too.”

— Stephen King

The hardest thing for me is not to keep laughing. Jennifer particularly is like a clown.

— Victor Garber

When I See A Clown Fish I Automatically Think OMG,Its Nemo :o !

— Anonymous

I'm the youngest of four, and I'm always the clown - making the jokes, wanting attention.

— Rose Byrne

I was always the class clown. I was always the funny one.

— Leslie Jordan

I was probably the one who tattled on the class clown. To get in good with the teachers.

— Christine Lavin

The more compliance you impose, the more of a clown you become.

— Mariana Fulger

It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown

— Jase Robertson

“Quaqua—the sound one’s soul squeals when seducing one’s own clown. (Not to be heard until a future date.)”

— Jarod Kintz