What the New Yorker calls home would seem like a couple of closets to most Americans, yet he manages not only to… — Russell Baker Copy Share Image
Everyone knows if a Republican comes out of the closet and sees a gay shadow, it means six more years of a… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
In real life people fart, in the movies, people don't. Why not? Farts are a repressed minority. The mouth gets to say… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
What makes horror movies work is the idea that "oh my God, what would I do if I were in that situation?… — James Wan Copy Share Image
What's become more important to me over time is to not try to sell myself as someone that I'm not, and that… — Christopher Rice Copy Share Image
I lay there silently, hoarding my small dignity. I did not ask about the gate or the closet. I did not question… — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
If you are in the closet and fall in love with someone of the same gender, it doesn't automatically remove the shame… — Anthony Venn-Brown Copy Share Image
I'm trying to be more put-together. My closets are very messy. I like Rebecca Minkoff; her clothes are casual, but cool. I… — Morgan Saylor Copy Share Image
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet… — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
I came from a very strict background. [So if you want to make a scary movie] if you were raised as a… — Wes Craven Copy Share Image
I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. — David Cone Copy Share Image
Homophobia and the closet are allies. Like an unhealthy co-dependent relationship they need each other to survive. One plays the victim living… — Anthony Venn-Brown Copy Share Image
None of us is perfect. Everyone has got a skeleton in the closet that they don't want people to find out. I… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
The lives of most men are patchwork quilts. Or at best one matching outfit with a closet and laundry bag full of… — Jesse Owens Copy Share Image
As I've gotten older, I can look at myself more clearly and own the things that I'm good at and work on… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I like organizing things. I like organizing my closets, so that I know where everything is. And and I used to color… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When a man… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
We're, ah, taking a break to evaluate things, and, um, reexamine our relationship, so I stuffed him in a closet!" I burst… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
I get to sit at home with the dogs on the sofa, record in a closet in the office, send them off… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me, Billy Crystal and John Goodman hang out non-stop, and all we do is silly voices. We hang out in a little… — Bobby Moynihan Copy Share Image
There are women in my closet, hanging on the hangers. a different woman for each suit, each dress, each pair of shoes.… — Marya Hornbacher Copy Share Image
All those reports that I sleep in my closet. I don’t know how people get that. People are so obsessed with what… — Jared Leto Copy Share Image
I love America, and I love American women. But there is one thing that deeply shocks me - American closets. I cannot… — Andree Putman Copy Share Image
[Ted] Cruz is not at all popular in the Senate. Republicans say he may be too disliked to be a nominee. And… — Dalia Mogahed Copy Share Image