Men are clinging to football on a level we aren't even aware of. For centuries, we ruled everything, and now, in the last ten minutes, there are all these incursions by women. It's our Alamo. — Tony Kornheiser Copy Share Image
We think Eli is taller and handsomer now that he's won the Super Bowl. Imagine what would've happened if [Jaws] won the Super Bowl. — Tony Kornheiser Copy Share Image
When you put yourself out there as an expert and the people you are trying to attract are people who want to do the… — Tony Kornheiser Copy Share Image
The players need to remember to run with their bodies above their legs. — Tony Kornheiser Copy Share Image
Hannah Storm in a horrifying, horrifying outfit today. She's got on red go-go boots and a catholic school plaid skirt ... way too short… — Tony Kornheiser Copy Share Image
“Where is it written in the Constitution that because a guy played football, he has the automatic right to sit in that booth? How… — Tony Kornheiser Copy Share Image
He is already past the high point in his life and coming down on the other side. By next week he'll be nostalgia. He's… — Tony Kornheiser Copy Share Image
Someone I talked to who covered auto racing for a lot of years said she believed there was a 60 percent chance that Junior… — Tony Kornheiser Copy Share Image
Men are clinging to football on a level we aren't even aware of. For centuries, we ruled everything, and now, in the last ten… — Tony Kornheiser Copy Share Image
Ivan Lendl is a robot, a solitary, mechanical man who lives with his dogs behind towering walls at his estate in Connecticut. A man… — Tony Kornheiser Copy Share Image
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