“when life decides to kick you in the balls, it sometimes wears metal cleats.” — Rick Gualtieri Copy Share Image
“I'm surprised you're not freaking." "I don't freak'" he said bluntly. "You kinda did when I burst into flames earlier." "You caught me by… — Rick Gualtieri Copy Share Image
“This was shaping up to be the worst conference call of my life, even worse than that time I accidentally clogged the school toilet… — Rick Gualtieri Copy Share Image
“Sorry. Hi, Bill. How are you this fine morning?” “I’m fine. How are you?” “Wonderful. Now get the fuck in here before I kill… — Rick Gualtieri Copy Share Image
“Who the fuck throws beholders at a first level party?” I snapped. “The whole concept of a random monster encounter is that it neither… — Rick Gualtieri Copy Share Image
“That being said, getting thrown to crash into, and sometimes through, solid objects was becoming a disturbingly common occurrence in my life as of… — Rick Gualtieri Copy Share Image
“People tended to get too nostalgic for such things, not realizing that there is very limited pride to be had in torturing oneself just… — Rick Gualtieri Copy Share Image
“Call me shallow, but I don't give a damn what anyone else thinks. The world has so many more possibilities when you're hot.” — Rick Gualtieri Copy Share Image
“him. Instead, I lapsed into a quick retelling of where I’d been and what had happened. As I did, my eyes crept over to… — Rick Gualtieri Copy Share Image
“No matter what any of us did, there was a good chance this world would eventually become a place with no real heroes -… — Rick Gualtieri Copy Share Image
“Samuel leapt at me, no doubt going for the kill. Well, okay, maybe that’s a bit obvious. After all, you typically don’t fling yourself… — Rick Gualtieri Copy Share Image
“if He-Man ever took out Skeletor, the forces of evil would be pretty well fucked, as the rest of them were a bunch of… — Rick Gualtieri Copy Share Image
“when life decides to kick you in the balls, it sometimes wears metal cleats.” — Rick Gualtieri Copy Share Image
