As soon as I say I'm from Texas people say, "Oh, I'm sure the school was horrible" and they picture me wearing some barrel and suspenders and people are bucktoothed and ignoring me. But that's not the case. I just… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
When I couldn't get ahold of cigarettes, I'd roll coffee grounds into typing paper and smoke that and then vomit. — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
I think my brain just has a natural way of going to what would be the most insane thing, the least likely option. — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
Before I had a double mastectomy, I was already pretty flat-chested, and I made so many jokes over the years about how small my… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
Even losing my mother, I wanted my mother. That's who you want instinctually when you're having a hard time. — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
I think every person and place is interesting, and there's an interesting story behind every door. — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
A lot of times, people will have after-parties or try and host an event for comedians, and they misunderstand us. They think it should… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
I'm fascinated by caddy Buddhists popping up all over Hollywood and people that take themselves too seriously. — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
I love devastating movies, documentaries and hummingbirds (yes, in that order). — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
I definitely still like writing one-liners, but I also think that I've changed a lot in that I've allowed myself freedom to grow. — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
The hardest lesson to learn always is to just have faith in that you will always have something to say or a story to… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
