The holly green, the ivy green The prettiest picture you've ever seen Is Christmas in Killarney With all of the folks at… — John Redmond Copy Share Image
Bloody Christmas, here again, let us raise a loving cup, peace on earth, goodwill to men, and make them do the washing… — Wendy Cope Copy Share Image
I made a terrible mistake last Christmas. My wife made me swear that I wouldn't give her a fancy gift. And I… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
We always throw a Christmas Eve party, and then we do a whole matching pajama thing. — Sistine Stallone Copy Share Image
We used to fuss when the landlord dissed us. No heat, wonder why Christmas missed us. Birthdays was the worst days. — Biggie Smalls Copy Share Image
I grew up with a Christmas tree, I'm going to stay with a Christmas tree. — Thomas Menino Copy Share Image
“Later the place was as deserted as Malcolm Muggeridge's Christmas party of fellow intellectuals.” — William Donaldson Copy Share Image
“Christmas isn't Christmas without your white-chocolate cranberry cookies” — Jenny Han Copy Share Image
Ive been an animal since you left me. I need you wrapped under my tree. My Christmas cheer is here and ready… — Neon Trees Copy Share Image
Christmas commemorates the birth of the son of God, Jesus Christ and truly, the world becomes a delightful place on the day.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Yes, I was determined to have a happy Christmas' 'Did you?' 'I think so. I don't remember it much, and that's always… — Evelyn Waugh Copy Share Image
Twenty-five years ago, Christmas was not the burden that it is now; there was less haggling and weighing, less quid pro quo,… — Margaret Deland Copy Share Image
“Let's face it: most of our children believe that God is happy if they're "good for goodness' sake." We've transformed the holy,… — Elyse M. Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“He was a simple honest man. He never strayed, He never drank, he never smoked, and he never kissed a maid. And… — Ted Gup Copy Share Image
I don't like to get things during the year, .. I like to wait for my birthday or Christmas. I may see… — Dakota Fanning Copy Share Image
Our traditions have been waking up on Christmas morning and feasting on a southern breakfast. I'm from the South. We eat grits… — Leigh-Allyn Baker Copy Share Image
Christmas is such a feel-good time of year, and despite what's going on, it's about love and it's about celebration and just… — Nick Lachey Copy Share Image
We usually have a beautiful, sparkling Christmas tree and my dad reads us 'A Child's Christmas in Wales' in front of the… — Annie Murphy Copy Share Image
True happiness comes only by making others happy—the practical application of the Savior's doctrine of losing one's life to gain it. In… — David O. McKay Copy Share Image
“We write these words now, many miles distant from the spot at which, year after year, we met on that day, a… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Yesterday I decided it would be funny to cut in to a box of Christmas crackers and take out all the original… — Ryan Swain Copy Share Image
There's a very secret plan. And it's a plan that nobody's going to tell you, 'Well, we want to diminish Christian philosophy… — Bill O'Reilly Copy Share Image
The spirit of Christmas needs to superseded by the Spirit of Christ. The spirit of Christmas is annual; the Spirit of Christ… — Stuart Briscoe Copy Share Image
“Mankind cannot manufacture hope. Rather, it creates an innumerable array of ingeniously crafted facsimiles that are quite captivating. And it is Christmas… — Craig D. Lounsbrough Copy Share Image
Another fresh new year is here... Another year to live! To banish worry, doubt, and fear, to love and laugh and give! — William Arthur Ward Copy Share Image
Wishing you even a minuscule percentage of the wealth and attention that will be showered upon the Kardashian fetus in 2013. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“At the heel end of the day, I need my glass of wine. Christmas lights for the brain.” — Bill Callahan Copy Share Image
Mentally I am ready for Christmas. Financially I am not ready for Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its almost the beginning of a new year, how I wish everybody to have new years resolutions, I have set mine — Paul Kimani Copy Share Image
Everything feels different on Christmas morning because there's nobody about. And if they are, then they're on a new bike. — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
Brasky still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films. — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
My favorite Christmas gift as a child was - I had a ninja turtle skateboard. — Danny Amendola Copy Share Image
“Don't look at me like that," said Guy. "How am I looking at you?" I asked. "Like I'm the Grinch who stole… — E. Van Lowe Copy Share Image
I bought my wife Leighanne a silver BMW Z8 sports car one Christmas and tied it up with a big red bow… — Brian Littrell Copy Share Image
Money saving tip 1 at Christmas: Get into a disagreement with family on thanksgiving, apologize on new years. — Kylee Copy Share Image
Everyone thinks of God as a man - you can't help it - Santa Claus was a man, therefore God has to… — Patti Smith Copy Share Image
Grief is a room without doors - but somehow, with its tinsel and cliches, Christmas finds a way in. — Simon Van Booy Copy Share Image
I never really did Christmas before. Christmas Day? I mean - what's that? What's it all about? I was always flying on… — Monica Seles Copy Share Image
Sincerest wishes for hope, happiness and peace during this Holiday Season and throughout the coming year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The ‘night before Christmas’ was in reality the last night before a forever morning.” — Craig D. Lounsbrough Copy Share Image
