My favorite part of the holiday season is blaming my long-term weight gain on the holiday season. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis, put my LP on your Christmas gift list. — Eminem Copy Share Image
Soon People Are Going To Say, New Year,New Me. People change every year — QueenColor495 Copy Share Image
My heart goes out to all the incredibly strong kids fighting cancer right now. Hope their Christmas wishes came true. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Dodo, are you getting cars on Christmas too?” Joe asked his father. “I don't know,” replied Joe's father laughing.” — J. M. K. Walkow Copy Share Image
May the glimmer and glow of each candle you light, bring blessings, warmth, and make your day bright! Happy Hanukkah. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This year I'm not going to make a new years resolution. Just going to end up wasting the first week of January. — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
God rest ye merry, gentlemen. Let nothing you dismay. Remember, Christ, our Saviour. Was born on Christmas day. — Matt Belsante Copy Share Image
Christmas is mainly a holiday for family and relatives to get together. Not friends. But nowadays we have E-mail and messengers so… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is the personal thoughtfulness, the warm human awareness, the reaching out of the self to one's fellow man that makes giving… — Isabel Currier Copy Share Image
I'm not the biggest fan of New Year's resolutions, but I'm a huge backer for real life change - that's why January… — Mark Schlereth Copy Share Image
My mother was a professional sick person; she took a lot of pain pills. There are many people like that. It's just… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
I go back to December, turn around and make it alright I go back to December, turn around and change my own… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We're so used to Christmas being absconded by commercial endeavors and consumerism and all of those aspects of the holiday that have… — Jonathan Roumie Copy Share Image
“On Christmas Eve, big cone-shaped bonfires that stretched for miles atop the levees would be lit to help Papa Noel, the Cajun… — Suzanne Johnson Copy Share Image
“What’s special about a story if I could have thought it up? What’s special about a story if I was actually courageous… — Craig D. Lounsbrough Copy Share Image
“The test of all happiness is gratitude; and I felt grateful, though I hardly knew to whom. Children are grateful when Santa… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
People can pass thirty nights in dancing and no one complains about it, but if they watch through a single Christmas night… — Saint Francis de Sales Copy Share Image
“I don't give a flying flip who you are or that you're a foot and a half taller than me and probably… — Candi Kay Copy Share Image
My mother, she had a very good attitude toward money. I'm very grateful for the fact that we had to learn to… — Gemma Arterton Copy Share Image
The Christmas after Mom & Dad split up, they both went crazy buying us presents. Matt, Jonny, and I were showered with… — Susan Beth Pfeffer Copy Share Image
Another fresh new year is here . . . Another year to live! To banish worry, doubt, and fear, To love and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“One of the hardest things you will ever have to go through is the death of a child. The second hardest thing… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
If you're a parent, I tell you how to get through Christmas. I think that if you've ever had a bad feeling… — John Waters Copy Share Image
