The true meaning of Christmas is actually centuries of gullibility. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
When I was 12, all I wanted for Christmas was a trampoline or a four-wheeler. I ended up getting both presents for Christmas. — Chris Brown Copy Share Image
To Every New Year comes great RESOLUTIONS but to Every Birthday comes great and un-avoidable RESPONSIBILITIES. — Terry Mark Copy Share Image
“Almost every damn school in the world gets out earlier for Christmas break than the school I go to.” — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
I'd love to have a Christmas classic under my belt. It's hard to write a Christmas song. — Patty Smyth Copy Share Image
“God became a real man, had a real birth, and had a real, physical body. This is an essential point of the… — Henry Hon Copy Share Image
My New Year's resolution is to stop lying to myself about making lifestyle changes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm asking you to make at least some of your Christmas giving important. — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
While I was walking I passed these two guys that were unloading this big Christmas tree off a truck. One guy, kept… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“We both know just because you want something doesn’t mean it’s good for you.” He tried to keep from smiling. “You think… — Debbie Mason Copy Share Image
“Santa Claus is anyone who loves another and seeks to make them happy; who gives himself by thought or word or deed… — Edwin Osgood Grover Copy Share Image
I understand Christmas, and I understand Easter. But Halloween is one of those things where, if you don't grow with it? The… — Jacques Torres Copy Share Image
It's a sad commentary on our time - to use a phrase much favored by my late father - that people increasingly… — Michael Dirda Copy Share Image
“Thank you," he says. "Thank who?" "I don't know. You?" "No, not me. Jesus ." "Thank you, Jesus?" "Yes, Toph, Jesus died… — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
I used to know Jennifer Love Hewitt. We lived in the same apartment building when I was about... jeez, I guess it… — Johnny Galecki Copy Share Image
“However Santa is handled in your home, it provides an opportunity to teach children about wise words as they are exposed to… — Lydia Brownback Copy Share Image
Whether it is a garden gnome, the sound of Bing Crosby launching into 'White Christmas', the blinking innocent eyes of Bambi or… — Roger Scruton Copy Share Image
“VIRGINIA, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except… — Francis Pharcellus Church Copy Share Image
“Yes, VIRGINIA, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that… — Francis Pharcellus Church Copy Share Image
Christmas...that magic blanket that wraps itself about us, that something so intangible that it is like a fragrance. It may weave a… — Augusta E Rundell Copy Share Image
The pattern of a newspaperman's life is like the plot of 'Black Beauty.' Sometimes he finds a kind master who gives him… — A. J. Liebling Copy Share Image
“Christmas is the spirit of giving without a thought of getting. It is happiness because we see joy in people. It is… — Thomas S. Monson Copy Share Image
“He had done nothing on Christmas day, just wandered around outside in the frozen woods. Hard ground, chill winds and bare branches… — R.D. Ronald Copy Share Image
I was probably five years old or four years and I would listen to "White Christmas," and I just thought it was… — Michael Buble Copy Share Image
Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs? — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
