I got a pair of roller skates for Christmas when I was 4 or 5 or something, so I had a pair… — Zoe Bell Copy Share Image
Because of some defect in my motor skill, I can never COMPLETELY wrap [gifts]…If I had been an ancient Egyptian in the… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The best Christmas gift of all is the presence of a happy family all wrapped up with one another. Jesus is the… — Helen Keller Copy Share Image
Of all the old festivals, however, that of Christmas awakens the strongest and most heartfelt associations. There is a tone of solemn… — Washington Irving Copy Share Image
“We love Jesus as a baby on Christmas, and Jesus risen from the grave on Easter, but somehow we miss Jesus the… — Hugh Halter Copy Share Image
People have nannies and big cars, and they want to go to Maui for Christmas. When there are those kind of stakes… — Amy Sherman-Palladino Copy Share Image
Conservatives understand Halloween, liberals only understand Christmas. If you want to control a population, don't give it social services, give it a… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
You remember when you were a kid growing up, and believed in Santa Claus? There's not much difference between Santa Claus and… — Bobby Knight Copy Share Image
The term 'natural resources' confuses people. 'Natural resources' are not like a finite number of gifts under the Christmas tree. Nature is… — Alex Tabarrok Copy Share Image
Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we're here for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the New Year, you carry all the experiences of the past years and that is the greatest power of every New… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
I feel like people have been so used to listening to choirs during Christmas, so they love voices when it comes to… — Avi Kaplan Copy Share Image
It is the time of the year, when we have to look back and thank all those around us who have made… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At Christmas-tide the open hand Scatters its bounty o'er sea and land, And none are left to grieve alone, For Love is… — Margaret Elizabeth Sangster Copy Share Image
Christmas used to be my favorite time of year. But as an adult, it's a time of year where it's like, do… — Jinkx Monsoon Copy Share Image
I had eight brothers and sisters. Every Christmas my younger brother Bobby would wake up extra early and open everybody's presents -… — Tommy Hilfiger Copy Share Image
Indeed, the Royal Family still retain the German custom - introduced by Prince Albert - of opening their presents on Christmas Eve… — Ingrid Seward Copy Share Image
We used to fuss when the landlord dissed us. No heat, wonder why Christmas missed us. Birthdays was the worst days, now… — Biggie Copy Share Image
I don't care why they love me, as long as they love me. I think people respect me because they feel like… — David Hasselhoff Copy Share Image
Its Christmas Eve! Its the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier,… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I definitely start early and keep items in mind throughout the year for key people in my life. I love wrapping everyone's… — Kelly Wearstler Copy Share Image
Happy New Year, it's time to unfold new horizons and realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength within you, to rejoice in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The thought of Christmas overwhelms him. He no longer looks forward to the holiday; he wants only to be on the other… — Jhumpa Lahiri Copy Share Image
Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Any one thinking of the Holy Child as born in December would mean by it exactly what we mean by it; that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I’d like to know if you’re also responsible for Santa Claus, New York in the autumn, and the production and timely distribution… — Christopher Grey Copy Share Image
“Normally Halloween was like Christmas for me. I would anticipate it for weeks, decorating myself and the house, as well as strolling… — Damien Echols Copy Share Image
As a child of eight Mr. Trout had once kissed a girl of six under the mistletoe at a Christmas party, but… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Christmas really is about all the cliches: health, happiness and love. A future with my family is the important thing... to stay… — Sylvie Meis Copy Share Image
I know that you observe Christmas Day as you learned it at home. I do not observe it. However, as assistant director… — Odilo Globocnik Copy Share Image
The more we are proud that the Bethlehem story is plain enough to be understood by the shepherds, and almost by the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are some wonderful aspects to Christmas. It's magical. And each year, from at least November, well, September, well, if I'm honest,… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
Adults who still derive childlike pleasure from hanging gifts of a ready-made education on the Christmas tree of a child waiting outside… — Karl Kraus Copy Share Image
When we were growing up, Christmas used to be very different and Santa Claus used to come to us with so many… — Rituparna Sengupta Copy Share Image
A Charlie Brown Christmas' is a national treasure because it delivers beautifully the central miracle of Christmas: Emmanuel - God With Us.… — Don Willett Copy Share Image
“The other houses in the neighborhood had Christmas lights up and trees visible in their windows, but not Shae's. She and I… — Teresa Lo Copy Share Image
We've come full circle but the best remains the heart of the city, the greatest center of the greatest city, our Acropolis,… — Daniel Patrick Moynihan Copy Share Image
One Christmas I had no money, and so I went home and just, like, wrote a poem; I mean, I didn't write… — June Diane Raphael Copy Share Image
There is a lot to celebrate about that little Babe who was laid in a manger. Christians celebrate Christmas because they are… — Monica Johnson Copy Share Image
A World of Good Wishes. One of the real joys this holiday season is the opportunity to say thank you and wish… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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