I got a guitar when I was about 14, for a Christmas present, and went from there. — Robin Trower Copy Share Image
Sometimes the best Christmas present is remembering what you've already got. — Cathy Guisewite Copy Share Image
I just saved a ton of money on Christmas presents by discussing politics on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. — Oren Arnold Copy Share Image
You can never truly enjoy Christmas until you can look up into the Father's face and tell him you have received his… — John R. Rice Copy Share Image
“As his life steadily unraveled, he pawned his gold watch and chain for $20 on December 23, 1857, to purchase Christmas presents… — Ron Chernow Copy Share Image
“Creed looks like Santa barfed Christmas presents in his lap (excited and disturbed all at the same time, natch).” — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“Callum’s basement had always been off-limits to me, and I wasn’t dumb enough to believe the restriction was in place because that… — Jennifer Lynn Barnes Copy Share Image
Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election returns: there's the Uncle Fred precinct and the Aunt Ruth district still… — Marcelene Cox Copy Share Image
The magi, as you know, were wise men wonderfully wise men who brought gifts to the Babe in the manger. They invented… — O. Henry Copy Share Image
You know what, sometimes Ill walk my dogs and full bags full of massive dog s**t. Then Ill wrap them as Christmas… — Kesha Copy Share Image
Grandchildren now don't write a thank you for the Christmas presents. They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I want your babies, and your anger, and your cold blue eyes … I want to go on anniversary dinners with you,… — Tarryn Fisher Copy Share Image
Children in my family really look forward to Christmas presents and I enjoy becoming their Santa, eating chocolates, playing and spending some… — Sunny Singh Copy Share Image
My grandmother adopted me for a while, and I was bouncing around a bit. I was always helped by the PTA and… — Bobby Bones Copy Share Image
“I'll give you your Christmas present now if you'll give me mine." I shook my head. "At breakfast." "But it's Christmas now."… — Dashiell Hammett Copy Share Image
“Weren't you wearing a purity ring when we got here? Aren't you supposed to be saving yourself?" Shanti asked. "Yeah," Mary Lou… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
For a while I wanted to be a professional baseball pitcher, and then I wanted to be a musician and then sometimes… — John Malkovich Copy Share Image
“I'd felt obligated to get Ian a Christmas present. A chunk of coal sat in a brightly wrapped box under the tree,… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
It is surprising that people are snapping photos and stuff and then putting them on the internet. For me, it is like,… — Michael Shannon Copy Share Image
“If I love you, I will carry for you all your pain, I will assume for you all your debts (in every… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
I hear that in many places something has happened to Christmas; that it is changing from a time of merriment and carefree… — Julia Peterkin Copy Share Image
“You can all supply your own favorite, most nauseating examples of the commodification of love. Mine include the wedding industry, TV ads… — Jonathan Franzen Copy Share Image
“I hear that in many places something has happened to Christmas; that it is changing from a time of merriment and carefree… — Julia Peterkin Copy Share Image
Imagine for a moment playing by children's rules. If you were at a party and saw someone you liked, you could just… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
Chum was a British boy's weekly which, at the end of the year was bound into a single huge book; and the… — A. E. van Vogt Copy Share Image
If you don't make Christmas presents, meaning making something that's so emotionally connected to people, don't talk to me. — Kanye West Copy Share Image
My grandfather built a basketball court for me when I was 3 years old as a Christmas present, and I would go… — Baron Davis Copy Share Image
I am the worst at keeping secrets. I am the kind of person that the second I buy someone a Christmas present,… — Jessica Chastain Copy Share Image
I absolutely adore Agatha Christie; so much so that when I received a kitten for my Christmas present, I called her Agatha,… — Kimberley Nixon Copy Share Image
Come in, -- come in! and know me better, man! I am the Ghost of Christmas Present. Look upon me! You have… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Pretending to believe in the Mayan apocalypse prophecy is a great way to get out of buying Christmas presents. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I used to have nightmares when I was a little kid that I woke up prematurely and opened all the Christmas presents.… — Claire Danes Copy Share Image
Wrapping Christmas presents is tough. Even peeling a Mandarin orange is tough. I have to get my kids to help me. — Brendan Morrison Copy Share Image
“A better business model (that expands your autonomy and availability) is the best Christmas present you can gift your family this year.” — Richie Norton Copy Share Image
Early on, my way of teasing the art world was by playing at being accessible. Like making pottery: I thought people would… — Grayson Perry Copy Share Image
My Christmas present to myself each year is to see how much air travel can open up the world and take me… — Pico Iyer Copy Share Image
I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday'… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I hated that the soldier doll had my name. I mean, please. I didn't play with him much. He was another Christmas… — James Howe Copy Share Image
