Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present — Publilius Syrus Copy Share Image
My nearest and dearest have always been very careful. I've never had to send Christmas present back yet. — John Nettles Copy Share Image
We really couldn't listen to the radio. Never got a Christmas present from my mama a day in my life. — GloRilla Copy Share Image
Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs? — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
I used to have nightmares when I was a little kid that I woke up prematurely and opened all the Christmas presents.… — Claire Danes Copy Share Image
“A better business model (that expands your autonomy and availability) is the best Christmas present you can gift your family this year.” — Richie Norton Copy Share Image
Pretending to believe in the Mayan apocalypse prophecy is a great way to get out of buying Christmas presents. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Come in, -- come in! and know me better, man! I am the Ghost of Christmas Present. Look upon me! You have… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
I absolutely adore Agatha Christie; so much so that when I received a kitten for my Christmas present, I called her Agatha,… — Kimberley Nixon Copy Share Image
I am the worst at keeping secrets. I am the kind of person that the second I buy someone a Christmas present,… — Jessica Chastain Copy Share Image
My family makes these vinegars - out of everything from grapes to peaches and cherries. We go through the whole process with… — Mario Batali Copy Share Image
Why do I need Christmas presents when I already have you? Merry Christmas to the most beautiful angel on earth. I love… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The coolest Christmas present I've ever received is probably socks. My grandma always gets me socks - every year - and that's… — Luke Combs Copy Share Image
My mother, she had a very good attitude toward money. I'm very grateful for the fact that we had to learn to… — Gemma Arterton Copy Share Image
I've said before: If Osama bin Laden was a Christian, Iraq was the Christmas present he always wanted but never expected his… — Michael Scheuer Copy Share Image
There's a schizoid quality to our relationship with animals, in which sentiment and brutality exist side by side. Half the dogs in… — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
Several years ago, I was creating a Christmas present for the family, a self-published cookbook featuring recipes my grandmother had collected and… — Kristina McMorris Copy Share Image
Children in my family really look forward to Christmas presents and I enjoy becoming their Santa, eating chocolates, playing and spending some… — Sunny Singh Copy Share Image
“I want your babies, and your anger, and your cold blue eyes … I want to go on anniversary dinners with you,… — Tarryn Fisher Copy Share Image
“The librarian is a caricature of librarian - short white hair, horn-rimmed glasses, a bosom you could hide Christmas presents under and… — Bart Yates Copy Share Image
“The Christmas presents once opened are Not So Much Fun as they were while we were in the process of examining, lifting,… — Benjamin Hoff Copy Share Image
[T]hese last few days where I've moped around damn near depressed for real, because of people who do not exist. Not really.… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“As soon as he turns the key, a man with a heavy British accent starts talking about giants not being meant to… — Rysa Walker Copy Share Image
“I always listen,” Ranger said. “I don’t always agree. I have a problem right now that I can’t seem to solve by… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Dear Judy: Your letter is here. I have read it twice, and with amazement. Do I understand that Jervis has given you,… — Jean Webster Copy Share Image
As part of my Christmas present I'd be giving chickens to a family in Nepal through the Heifer Foundation. I think they… — Serinda Swan Copy Share Image
“Otani: Oh... I didn't get you a Christmas present. Risa: But you already gave me something. Otani: Huh? I didn't give you… — Atsushi Otani and Koizumi Risa Copy Share Image
Every time I get a script in my inbox, it's like a little Christmas present. It's so exciting to see what they've… — Amanda Schull Copy Share Image
I think that it's fun to get the script and open it like a Christmas present. That's 'Alcatraz' or anything that I'm… — Jeffrey Pierce Copy Share Image
I convince Donna's fine ass to come back to the party. I got her in my room, slid the dresser behind the… — Craig Jones Copy Share Image
Tom Petty sent me this amazing 12-string Rickenbacker, and 'Not for You' was the first time I used it. It was like… — Mike McCready Copy Share Image
Wanna know whats upsetting? My sister crying for her farther.She wants him for christmas.I think it would be a wonderful christmas present.But… — Jazzy Copy Share Image
Simply having you here is the best Christmas present I could ever have. Thank you for making this year so wonderful and… — Axiz Copy Share Image
I grew up poor, but I didn't really know it because of amazing places like the Salvation Army where we got a… — Trey Songz Copy Share Image
Best thing that's ever happened to me. I focus so much less on me. It's made me content, it's made me happy.… — Molly Sims Copy Share Image
I never dreamed, when I received a small table for a Christmas present from my parents, I would have the career that… — Stephen Hendry Copy Share Image
“We all need salespeople who help people with the same enthusiasm shown by a small child describing the best Christmas present EVER” — Chris Murray Copy Share Image
“People do not seem to realise that the planet is FULL of AMAZING people, many of whom would pass out at the… — Gala Darling Copy Share Image
On Christmas morning, before we could open our Christmas presents, we would go to this stranger's home and bring them presents. I… — George Clooney Copy Share Image