Sometimes the best Christmas present is remembering what you've already got. — Cathy Guisewite Copy Share Image
The best Christmas present I got from my husband was a week to do whatever I wanted. — Olivia Williams Copy Share Image
I got a guitar when I was about 14, for a Christmas present, and went from there. — Robin Trower Copy Share Image
I give out Atlas Shrugged as Christmas presents, and I make all my interns read it. — Paul Ryan Copy Share Image
(on being born on Christmas Day, 1924) I was a Christmas present that was delivered unwrapped. — Rod Serling Copy Share Image
My girlfriend is Jewish. But it's easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
“She looked like a Christmas present, and he suddenly loved the holidays.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of the best Christmas presents I ever got was the globe that I now keep right beside my desk. — Tess Gerritsen Copy Share Image
Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election returns: there's the Uncle Fred precinct and the Aunt Ruth district still… — Marcelene Cox Copy Share Image
“Callum’s basement had always been off-limits to me, and I wasn’t dumb enough to believe the restriction was in place because that… — Jennifer Lynn Barnes Copy Share Image
You can never truly enjoy Christmas until you can look up into the Father's face and tell him you have received his… — John R. Rice Copy Share Image
I owe my life to my father. I remember that my first Christmas present was a ball. In the district where we… — Sergio Aguero Copy Share Image
I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday'… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
My Christmas present to myself each year is to see how much air travel can open up the world and take me… — Pico Iyer Copy Share Image
Early on, my way of teasing the art world was by playing at being accessible. Like making pottery: I thought people would… — Grayson Perry Copy Share Image
Wrapping Christmas presents is tough. Even peeling a Mandarin orange is tough. I have to get my kids to help me. — Brendan Morrison Copy Share Image
We have a host of English teachers in the family. My mum is an English teacher, and so are my dad, my… — Alexandra Adornetto Copy Share Image
The Christmas presents once opened are Not So Much Fun as they were while we were in the process of examining, lifting,… — Benjamin Hoff Copy Share Image
“I was seriously considering giving both Ellie and Braden a lump of coal for their Christmas present this year as a thank-you… — Samantha Young Copy Share Image
“Hot damn! Hunter was finally paying off with the hot guy friends. I knew this day would come, it was inevitable, but… — Genna Rulon Copy Share Image
Glen had a disability more disfiguring than a burn and more terrifying than cancer. Glen had been born on the day after… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
A friend gave me a CD of the 'Pathetique' Symphony as a Christmas present. I went home, and I put on the… — Gustavo Dudamel Copy Share Image
For Christmas 1999, my husband surprised me with a trip to Disney World. Along with our boys, we were standing on the… — Karen Robards Copy Share Image
“It's your Christmas present. What is? All this. The whole world. The houses, cars, streets, the wind... it's all yours. You can… — Lukas Moodysson Copy Share Image
“The fifteen clerks taking their lunch break in the counting house of the Spencer & Son Shipping Company almost choked on their… — Julia Drosten Copy Share Image
“The magi, as you know, were wise men — wonderfully wise men — who brought gifts to the Babe in the manger.… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“My mom liked to say that Elsie was part of our family. My parents treated her better than other families who expected… — Kristen Green Copy Share Image
“Such presumption," said Aunt Laura, meaning for a Dix to aspire to a Murray. "It wasn't because of his presumption I packed… — L.M. Montgomery Copy Share Image
“If I love you, you can have everything. You can have my time, my devotion, my ass, my money, my family, my… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
“Lots of men wanted to have sex with me - I dated casually, I got texts in the night - they just… — Lindy West Copy Share Image
“I want your babies, and your anger, and your cold blue eyes … “ I choke on my words and I am… — Tarryn Fisher Copy Share Image
I was with Brian De Palma at the time, and he said he wrote the role specifically for me. I don't know… — Margot Kidder Copy Share Image
“What do you do for Nigel Jennings?" There was no pause at all. "I'm his tailer," he answered immediately. "You're nothing of… — Johanna Lindsey Copy Share Image
Choosing someone based on their looks, is like choosing a Christmas present based on its wrapping paper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I think after Christmas would be better for publication: I am hardly a Christmas present.” — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
The war in Iraq - if Osama was a Christian - it's the Christmas present he never would have expected. — Michael Scheuer Copy Share Image
“If Santa Claus was a politician, he would only put billboards promising the best Christmas presents.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
All the Christmas presents in the world are worth nothing without the presence of Christ. — David Jeremiah Copy Share Image
“I wonder what it feels like to be a woman whose Christmas present must be bought in cash. Liberating.” — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
