“If you really want space on public transport you should carry some pornography from the 1970s and a pair of children's safety scissors, then delicately cut out all the eyes of the glamour models whilst whistling.” — Robin Ince Copy Share Image
If you really want space on public transport you should carry some pornography from the 1970s and a pair of children's safety scissors, then delicately cut out all the eyes of the glamour models whilst whistling. Every now and again… — Robin Ince Copy Share Image
There can be a science to joke writing, there are certainly rules and patterns that can be followed, but I think most of the… — Robin Ince Copy Share Image
Homeopaths do not have a physical brain, but merely 'skull water' with the memory of brains. — Robin Ince Copy Share Image
My wife could turn to me and she may say, 'Why do you love me?' And I can with all honesty look her in… — Robin Ince Copy Share Image
“If you really want space on public transport you should carry some pornography from the 1970s and a pair of children's safety scissors, then… — Robin Ince Copy Share Image
“First, they came for the bigots, and I said nothing, because I didn’t believe I was a bigot, then…it was really nice, it turned… — Robin Ince Copy Share Image
I have a theory that evolutionary biologists are more vain than particle physicists. — Robin Ince Copy Share Image
Not since Jimmy Carr have I seen a cold computer programme on stage generate so much laughter. — Robin Ince Copy Share Image
I have spent a reasonable percentage of my life in libraries - I like the hush. — Robin Ince Copy Share Image
The main battle is to make people realise that doubt is important. Doubt is good. The 'don't know' answer sometimes is the box you… — Robin Ince Copy Share Image
We very quickly forget about the wonderful things we've got. People lose their excitement because there's too much. Basically we're experiencing nothing, because everything… — Robin Ince Copy Share Image
“I wonder how it can be considered that science disenchants the world. The power of the spells of physics to make the empty solid… — Robin Ince Copy Share Image
