Dear Pringles, Now that I am no longer a child, I can no longer fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness. Work on that. — Mike Gregory Copy Share Image
“Next person who says "it's not the heat, it's the humidity" will learn that it's not my fist, but the impact.” — Mike Gregory Copy Share Image
Dear Pringles, Now that I am no longer a child, I can no longer fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness. Work on… — Mike Gregory Copy Share Image
“The Apple store had a sign in the window: "Apply within." Well duh, what else is it going to be? Orangy?” — Mike Gregory Copy Share Image
“For all who are infatuated with Olympic Curling, be sure check your local listings for the Paint Drying World Championships later this year.” — Mike Gregory Copy Share Image
“says- Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, Where the heck is the… — Mike Gregory Copy Share Image
“If someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown BUT only 4 muscles to extend yr arm & bitch-slap that mother@/?"er! ” — Mike Gregory Copy Share Image
“is wondering if the queen pulls the duvet up so you can only see her head, then says "Look Philip i'm a stamp!".” — Mike Gregory Copy Share Image
