“Well, at least you'll get some down time to heal up before the chemo. Of course, that sounds kind of like in The Princess Bride when they heal Westley up before they torture him.” — Abigail Barnette Copy Share Image
“But the best part of catching Neil in the shower was, hands down, the loud, awful singing.” — Abigail Barnette Copy Share Image
“Every time I thought the bag must be empty, he brought yet another item out. It was like he'd hijacked Mary Poppins's luggage on… — Abigail Barnette Copy Share Image
“The cancer bubble. It's almost like he's not here. Like he's on pause, and my life with him is on pause, and we're just… — Abigail Barnette Copy Share Image
“It was like he'd sprung fully-formed from my eighteen-year-old fantasies, the hot History teacher who just couldn't help himself.” — Abigail Barnette Copy Share Image
“I know I'm not supposed to argue with you when you talk about dying. And yes, you could die, Neil. But I could get… — Abigail Barnette Copy Share Image
“Yes, one of the benefits of being embarrassingly rich is that you find out if you have syphilis much earlier than the average peasant… — Abigail Barnette Copy Share Image
“I could only imagine the prenup I'd have to sign: In the event of a divorce, Mrs. Scaife- Elwood will receive eleventy- bajillion dollars… — Abigail Barnette Copy Share Image
“You don't know what you're going to do in a situation until faced with it. Life lesion learned. I was going to have to… — Abigail Barnette Copy Share Image
“Well, at least you'll get some down time to heal up before the chemo. Of course, that sounds kind of like in The Princess… — Abigail Barnette Copy Share Image
“Call me old fashioned, but I kind of enjoy the so-called 'walk of shame.' It's really more a 'walk of pride because I got… — Abigail Barnette Copy Share Image
