“Call me old fashioned, but I kind of enjoy the so-called 'walk of shame.' It's really more a 'walk of pride because I got some.” — Abigail Barnette Copy Share Image
“But the best part of catching Neil in the shower was, hands down, the loud, awful singing.” — Abigail Barnette Copy Share Image
“Every time I thought the bag must be empty, he brought yet another item out. It was like he'd hijacked Mary Poppins's luggage on… — Abigail Barnette Copy Share Image
“The cancer bubble. It's almost like he's not here. Like he's on pause, and my life with him is on pause, and we're just… — Abigail Barnette Copy Share Image
“It was like he'd sprung fully-formed from my eighteen-year-old fantasies, the hot History teacher who just couldn't help himself.” — Abigail Barnette Copy Share Image
“I know I'm not supposed to argue with you when you talk about dying. And yes, you could die, Neil. But I could get… — Abigail Barnette Copy Share Image
“Yes, one of the benefits of being embarrassingly rich is that you find out if you have syphilis much earlier than the average peasant… — Abigail Barnette Copy Share Image
“I could only imagine the prenup I'd have to sign: In the event of a divorce, Mrs. Scaife- Elwood will receive eleventy- bajillion dollars… — Abigail Barnette Copy Share Image
“You don't know what you're going to do in a situation until faced with it. Life lesion learned. I was going to have to… — Abigail Barnette Copy Share Image
“Well, at least you'll get some down time to heal up before the chemo. Of course, that sounds kind of like in The Princess… — Abigail Barnette Copy Share Image
“Call me old fashioned, but I kind of enjoy the so-called 'walk of shame.' It's really more a 'walk of pride because I got… — Abigail Barnette Copy Share Image
