Don't come over somebody's house at f*ckin' 5am & expect to play checkers. — The Situation Copy Share Image
Deena calls herself The Holiday and I like to call her the Holiday Inn.. so 6 minutes and 53 seconds into Karma, the Holiday… — The Situation Copy Share Image
If you want to look somewhat like The Situation, which is gonna be pretty hard, you need to get that protein in your diet. — The Situation Copy Share Image
I had to move the table cause it was gettin real serious. I didnt want anything to happen to the table.. ya know what… — The Situation Copy Share Image
As soon as we saw the fake boob, we had to get them outta here, because this is a Grenade Free Zone. — The Situation Copy Share Image
It's like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper.. then somebody takes away the chicken and then you're left with salt… — The Situation Copy Share Image
Hopefully by the end of the year, I'll be in a movie. There's only so long you can rule the reality world. Maybe another… — The Situation Copy Share Image
Concerning my physique I have always been naturally lean. However, my workout routine consists of weight training and cardio every day with the exception… — The Situation Copy Share Image
Damn, the kids sleeping right now. Thats what you get for talking sh*t. — The Situation Copy Share Image
Deena could possibly be fulfilling some of her deep down fantasies for Ronnie by hooking up with the Ronnie look-a-like. — The Situation Copy Share Image
