“man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.” — Adam Roos Copy Share Image
“If one drop of semen contains more life than a drop of blood, why don’t vampires suck cock? Oh wait… Twilight.” — Adam Roos Copy Share Image
“man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings,… — Adam Roos Copy Share Image