My father never cheated on my mother. He used to cheat on me. He used to pick other kids after school. Take them to the zoo. Take them to play ball. One day he came to me. He says, Look… — Dom Irrera Copy Share Image
I don't understand people who go to amusement parks. I spend most of my time trying NOT to be nauseous. 'Excuse me, could you… — Dom Irrera Copy Share Image
Well, I am not always joking, sometimes I am serious. But some people always expect you to be funny. If you were like you… — Dom Irrera Copy Share Image
Nobody needs a cookie. You will never get your lab results back, Well, apparently, Miss Bexim what you need - and I am a… — Dom Irrera Copy Share Image
I was an actor in college and it was much easier than being a waiter. I thought it was fun to get paid. People… — Dom Irrera Copy Share Image
My whole family, all they talk about is food and disease. And they're competitive with illness: I have a cold. I wish I had… — Dom Irrera Copy Share Image
My cousin Louie, we walk into a bar, and he says, Dom, I think that waitress knows me. What do you think she knows,… — Dom Irrera Copy Share Image
My father never cheated on my mother. He used to cheat on me. He used to pick other kids after school. Take them to… — Dom Irrera Copy Share Image
Everyone always says, Does it bother you that Italians are always portrayed as Mafia characters? No, it doesn't bother me. First of all, not… — Dom Irrera Copy Share Image
I think boxing is an incredible sport and I would like to see it really become regulated because I think it could bring back… — Dom Irrera Copy Share Image
I want to be a bloated alcoholic. That's my goal - it is, I'm serious, because there is no other disease that is more… — Dom Irrera Copy Share Image
You ever get sick and one of your friends gives you medical advice? And they tell you that they're not a doctor - like… — Dom Irrera Copy Share Image
I love that red wine is good for you. Isn't that cool? I want to hear more of this. I want to hear more… — Dom Irrera Copy Share Image
