Charlie Quotes · Page 3

I've never met Charlie Sheen.

— Bill Hader

Hey kid, do you want to come and talk to Charlie?

— Edgar Bergen

Charlie Rose is the ultimate ad.

— Jay Chiat

Charlie Brooker is crazy.

— Malachi Kirby

You can trust Charlie Crist.

— Charlie Crist

I'm on Twitter, and I have over 10,000 followers. Which is pretty modest compared to Charlie Sheen.

— Paul Allen

How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

— Jon Lovitz

I think I'm going to pull a Charlie Chaplin and have kids when I'm 60.

— Bronson Pinchot

Nic's Charlie is something very particular. You can't really put them together. It's a phantasm.

— Tilda Swinton

Not everyone has a sob story, Charlie, and even if they do, it's no excuse.

— Stephen Chbosky

It's going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it: Breakfast.

— Ricky Gervais

My nards aren't clean Ive been partying With Charlie Sheen

— Simon Rex

My husband and Charlie Sheen played Little League together. Theyve always been best friends.

— Heather Langenkamp

The Stones also still have a huge following. Mick Jagger leaps around like a crazy dude. And Keith Richards, Ronnie Wood and…

— Paul McCartney

Everyone seems to have this awareness of Charlie Chaplin because he was a really good businessman while Buster Keaton wasn't.

— French Stewart

There was not a lot of rock n roll in the house. Our parents didnt think it was very groovy, and I…

— Elvis Costello

We loved one another, man. I mean all those stories about the rift ... there was no question of a rift between…

— Dizzy Gillespie

I've studied Charlie Chaplin for years. I've studied Lucille Ball, Carol Burnett, all of them. I don't play around. This is not…

— Tiffany Haddish

Charlie Murphy has been around for a long time. I've worked with a lot of exciting artists, and it was a thrill…

— Charlie Murphy

Where is your mother, Charlie asked. Dead. I’m sorry to hear that Thank you. But she was always dead.

— Patrick deWitt

Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own…

— Chris Rock

Better watch out said a second voice from somewhere under the Beetle. Don't park those two kraut cars too close together; it's…

— Mercedes Lackey

My grandfather was Bob Shad, one of those legendary jazz and blues producers - he worked with Charlie Parker and Dinah Washington,…

— Judd Apatow

I went up to his [Hank Jones'] house and there were four guys there: Dizzy Gillespie, Charlie Parker, Bud Powell, and Max…

— Ray Brown

Over the years, Charlie [Munger, Berkshire Hathaway Vice Chairman] and I have observed many accounting-based frauds of staggering size. Few of the…

— Warren Buffett

In all honesty, I think I just played what I felt was right for me. And I think I would have done…

— Benny Carter

I grew up watching a lot of old movies, so getting to ask about making movies in the '70s and people he…

— Alden Ehrenreich

Joining 'ER,' I felt like that kid who got the golden ticket in 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.' I've been offered chocolate…

— John Stamos

I don't want to compare myself to him - I don't want people to see me as this great genius - but…

— Michel Gondry

Maybe I can put it another way... Life, Charlie Brown, is like a deck chair." "Like a what?" "Have you ever been…

— Charles M. Schulz

“I'm not leaving." I said. "Why not?" he demanded. "I'm in my last semester of school -it would screw everything up." "You're…

— Stephenie Meyer

There can only be one answer to this hideous act of jihad against the staff of Charlie Hebdo. It is the obligation…

— Ayaan Hirsi Ali

“Craziness is only a matter of degree, and there are lots of people besides me who have the urge to roll heads.…

— Richard Bachman

There was something about being in the vicinity of Grahame Coats that always made Fat Charlie (a) speak in cliches and (b)…

— Neil Gaiman

I've decided to call him Norbert,' said Hagrid, looking at the dragon with misty eyes. 'He really knows me now, watch. Norbert!…

— Anonymous

Religion, a mediaeval form of unreason, when combined with modern weaponry becomes a real threat to our freedoms. This religious totalitarianism has…

— Salman Rushdie

“For weeks Charlie had been singing the same song over and over again. “Dinah won’t you blow…” He sang it twenty-four hours…

— Neal Shusterman

I wasn't around when Nic was playing Donald. I was around with Charlie.

— Tilda Swinton

“I personally find ''super models'' strange. I don't know why this is.”

— Stephen Chbosky

Amber Rose is NOT Charlie's [Rose] cousin. I just want to make sure people know.

— Andy Cohen