My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“With a deep regret, I wiggled out from under him despite his sleepy protests and grabbed articles of clothing as I tiptoed… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Apparently, this really was Kill Charley Davidson Week. Or at least Horribly Maim Her.... It would probably never get government recognition, though,… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I have depth. I've read Proust. No, wait, that was Pooh. Winnie the Pooh. My bad" Charley Davidson. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Hey, wait," I said, pulling back, "you are the son of Satan. Maybe we need a safe word." His grin morphed into… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“...what has possessed you to steal blood?" "It's for a project." "What kind of project?" "A... bloody one.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Oh, yeah, this girl was going down. She had no idea who she was messing with. And, sadly, she didn’t seem to… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I called my friend Pari on the way home. "I need you to do my apt." "I'm not that attracted to your… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Charley's "FOR THE LOVE OF": “Oh,FOR THE LOVE OF gravy” “Just be honest with me, FOR THE LOVE OF applesauce, Gemma.” “But… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
A sheriff arrested me. I could be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure my men-in-uniform fetish began that day. The sheriff was hot.… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
