Chalkboards Quotes by MC Paul Barman

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More by MC Paul Barman

I found college awkward: another teacher, same old chalkboard. I felt I was shifting backward, when I expected to shoot forward.

— MC Paul Barman

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I'll let a mystery gas out of my blistery ass Just to disrupt the misery of history class.

— MC Paul Barman

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My dandy voice makes the most anti-choice granny's panties moist,

— MC Paul Barman

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If you *think* you think outside the box, you're trapped in one.

— MC Paul Barman

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I just rocked the eye chart, So if you can't see it, now you know it by heart.

— MC Paul Barman

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