“If an hour has passed and the tree’s still standing, it’s probably not the saw that’s the problem.” — Craig D. Lounsbrough Copy Share Image
I realized the modern equivalent of a broadsword duel would be a chainsaw battle. — Panos Cosmatos Copy Share Image
When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem.… — Nico Mirallegro Copy Share Image
“Also, a running chainsaw mysteriously fell on him from a hayloft. He would never get that pinkie toe back.” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Well did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chainsaw?-- Pam to Jessica, True Blood” — Alan Ball Copy Share Image
If I make sure I keep my eyes open during the shower, the guy with a chainsaw behind the shower curtain won't… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I was skeptical about doing Texas Chainsaw at first because it's such a cult classic. I'd seen some of the sequels and… — Jessica Biel Copy Share Image
If one sees the American Nightmare first and Chainsaw after that, you'll see it in a different kind of light — Tobe Hooper Copy Share Image
I like reading, I like boring things, and yet I think people for ages had this image of me that I was… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I was learning to use a chainsaw because I had to cut the trees for firewood and build a bridge on the… — Torrey Peters Copy Share Image
I want a chainsaw very badly, because I think cutting down a tree would be unbelievably satisfying. I have asked for a… — Susan Orlean Copy Share Image
I'm from Texas originally, and I've always wanted to be in a horror movie, so I've gotten both of my wishes with… — Matthew Bomer Copy Share Image
I think the Chainsaw remake is very good and captures the spirit of the original film. It's true to the tone of… — Tobe Hooper Copy Share Image
“My family had just turned into every seventies horror movie cliché. Why didn’t I just start running around with a chainsaw and… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
Did you use a chainsaw?" Joey said. "I seem to recall you like chainsawa." "There wasn't a power outlet." Clay turned to… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
The "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" hitchhiker really made people never want to hitchhike again - the hitcher, the show. Hitchhiking is always vaguely… — John Waters Copy Share Image
There's a great scene in The Texas Chain Saw Massacre [1974] that I'm obsessed with: Sally is being chased by Leatherface with… — Christopher Bollen Copy Share Image
So many computer languages try to force you into one way of thinking and Perl is very much the opposite of that… — Larry Wall Copy Share Image
On a grander scale, when a society segregates itself, the consequences affect the economy, the emotions, and the ecology. That's one reason… — Joel Salatin Copy Share Image
Anecdotally his fitness reports rated him well above average in the classroom, excellent in the field, fluently bilingual in English and French,… — Lee Child Copy Share Image
“Look at it this way: there are many here among us for whom the life force is best represented by the livid… — Lester Bangs Copy Share Image
Had I lived in Norman and those bands hadn't existed, who knows where I'd be, I might be doing something awful; I… — Josh Jones Copy Share Image
I'm 24, and a lot of people my age grew up listening to bands that were big and making it from around… — Josh Jones Copy Share Image
Can I get a lock for my tent? Bears can't unzip tents, Lana. Well, chainsaw psychos who wander the woods looking for… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
I guess now would be a good time to tell you," He said. "I took Chainsaw out of my dreams. — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
If I was a serial killer? How I would kill somebody? I'm actually a very compulsive person ... I'd chainsaw people. — Brendon Urie Copy Share Image
It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. — Damien Hirst Copy Share Image
If chess is a vast jungle, computers are the chainsaws in a giant environmentally insensitive logging company. — Nigel Short Copy Share Image
A chainsaw's God's way of evening out the playing field between you and everything, even the invisible stuff. — Jennifer L. Knox Copy Share Image
I'd love to teach a self-defense class for ladies, specifically about running away from psychos in masks chasing them with chainsaws. — Amber Heard Copy Share Image
I had done a lot of running in 'Texas Chainsaw' and sword-fighting in 'Percy Jackson,' which taught me to fall properly. — Alexandra Daddario Copy Share Image
“I hope you don't snore," Otto said, laughing. "Like a chainsaw, my friend, like a chainsaw," Wing replied, grinning.” — Mark Walden Copy Share Image
“I considered the wonder of the things that befell me, convinced that my life was the best omelet you could make with… — Thomas McGuane Copy Share Image
“I say we cut our government in half, with a chainsaw along their waists.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
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