This satire business, that was one of the worst things that ever happened to me. I was certified funny. From then on, I had to be funny - people expected it. Twice the work for the same pay. — Ray Guy Copy Share Image
I've written just about everything for the sake of putting shoes on the children's feet - and a bottle of gin in the cupboard. — Ray Guy Copy Share Image
The old attitude toward newspapers was that they were completely disposable - today's newspaper is tomorrow's fish wrap. — Ray Guy Copy Share Image
This satire business, that was one of the worst things that ever happened to me. I was certified funny. From then on, I had… — Ray Guy Copy Share Image
I still get a few dirty looks over the racks in the supermarket, but nobody kicks me in the shins on Water Street. I've… — Ray Guy Copy Share Image
Writing is like hitting yourself on the head with a hammer. It always feels good when you finish. — Ray Guy Copy Share Image
I always had this feeling when writing about all politics... that when it's so lopsided, that if a newspaper or news organization has any… — Ray Guy Copy Share Image
Newfoundlanders, what are we? We're slobbering idiots, slack-jawed simpletons, rustic fish billies living in Dogpatch-on-the-rocks, lower than lower Slobovians, the laughing stock and 'white… — Ray Guy Copy Share Image
