I was thinking - if we get a cell with a trouser press, we can make cheese toasties. — Craig Charles Copy Share Image
It's evolve or die, really, you have to evolve, you have to move on otherwise it just becomes stagnant. — Craig Charles Copy Share Image
There was never any career plan. When 'Red Dwarf' started I thought we were doing a curious little sitcom on BBC2, I didn't think… — Craig Charles Copy Share Image
Prison widens your circle of friends. In my stand-up, I can now talk about things that no one else has the right to touch. — Craig Charles Copy Share Image
We were the only black family in an estate with 1,000 white families. Liverpool being quite racist in the Sixties, it was a bit… — Craig Charles Copy Share Image
Critics called me 'egregious' - I had to look that one up - and 'creepy', but now I don't read them, I weigh them. — Craig Charles Copy Share Image
It's not supposed to be easy, if it's easy, it's no good, that's the way I look at it. — Craig Charles Copy Share Image
British fans are exceptional, but the American fans are something else. Some of them fly 500 miles to stand in line for three hours,… — Craig Charles Copy Share Image
I'm busy and that's the way I like it - when I have too much downtime I get into trouble. — Craig Charles Copy Share Image
Once journalists have been rifling through your dustbins, you do try and keep them at arms' length. — Craig Charles Copy Share Image
