“Over the centuries people have blamed everything from eating a green chestnut to being cursed by a gypsy. Others have cited being frightened by a burglar, consuming improper combinations of food, and thinking and speaking impure thoughts as direct causes… — Lou Ann Walker Copy Share Image
“I didn’t hear any of that,” he said. “You didn’t?” “Nope. Chivalry occasionally causes deafness.” — Merrie Haskell Copy Share Image
