“…I didn’t even mean to. I was half asleep and just flipping over in bed,” Rachel is saying, poking pensively at the… — Nicole Amakan Freaked Copy Share Image
“I don't want to tell you how I know she isn't a real blonde. Guess.” — Nicole Amakan Blonde Copy Share Image
“His face is blotchy and his eyes are swollen, but is it because he's sorry I caught him cheating or is it… — Nicole Amakan Eyes Swollen Copy Share Image
“I fount cat puke on my pillow this morning. I don't own a cat.” — Nicole Amakan Puke Copy Share Image
“Blah, blah, blah. Well, the coconut cream pie was a bust, which leaves the olives. Slippery suckers. I can’t seem to spear… — Nicole Amakan Blah Coconut Copy Share Image
“Blah! This coconut cream pie tastes like ass and feet! I hate it when things are deceptively delicious-looking.” — Nicole Amakan Tastes Like Copy Share Image
