Ahhh. Bed, book, kitten, sandwich. All one needed in life, really. — Jacqueline Kelly Copy Share Image
I wonder if cats worry about ending up living alone with socially awkward teenagers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You cannot expect everything even from the friendliest cat. It is still a cat. — Cleveland Amory Copy Share Image
My house is run, essentially, by an adopted, fully clawed cat with a mean nature. — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
No tame animal has lost less of its native dignity or maintained more of its ancient reserve. The domestic cat might rebel… — William E. Conway, Jr Copy Share Image
“And in his eyes he had the look of the cat who inspires a desire to caress but loves no one, who… — Anaïs Nin Copy Share Image
Cats do this thing with their faces where they're so still, but they have this almost magnetic connection to anything they're observing. — Emma Corrin Copy Share Image
“if some cat brings in a tune that makes me want to stab myself in the ear with a pencil, I gotta… — Geoff Rodkey Copy Share Image
I am one of those cats who doesn't believe in putting everything from your personal life out. I come from the motto… — Yo Gotti Copy Share Image
“I'm talking about the heavy shit, Anastasia. You should see what I can do with a cane or a cat.” — E.L. James Copy Share Image
The Spoonsize Boys steal the dollhouse toys while the cat by the fire is curled. Then away they floats in their eggshell… — Tim Powers Copy Share Image
“You are arrogant," says the cat, "and you are in love. Either one of these things alone might be overcome, but together,… — Elora Bishop Copy Share Image
Well, when I was a little girl we had 17 cats once. They all lived outside, and they kept having more kittens.… — Cheryl Hines Copy Share Image
I think everybody knows my sound because I'm me, you know? But, on your fourth album, I think you've definitely gotta show… — Young Jeezy Copy Share Image
“I abandoned the plan to make millions from the spell when I realised that people would finally realise their cats are selfish… — Helen Harper Copy Share Image
What I gotta do? Cats don't even have a clue Can't stand to see Me kick a flow so unbelievably And never… — Eamon Copy Share Image
We have two dogs, Mabel and Wolf, and three cats at home, Charlie, George and Chairman. We have two cats on our… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
“You sure are good with cats—for a canine.” Dez sat down on the couch opposite Smitty, her son asleep in her arms.… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
I am primarily a comedian. Sometimes I also do comedy about my cats. Now unless you find metaphors in cats, there is… — Varun Grover Copy Share Image
“The firm has two cats, one for the warehouse and one for the attic. Now it occasionally happen that the two cats… — Anne Frank Copy Share Image
“My cat’s favorite chew toy is a pen. I’d wager that he is a better writer than me.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
You can stick a BMW badge on a dead cat - and people would still buy it. — Richard Hammond Copy Share Image
If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal. — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
“I am a complete slave to vocabulary, I ought to have named my cat Roget.” — Muriel Barbery Copy Share Image
After all, a woman who doesn't love cats is never going to be make a man happy. — Orhan Pamuk Copy Share Image
“Your tummy, soft as warm dough. I knead and knead, then bake it with a nap.” — Lee Wardlaw Copy Share Image
“Except it’s not treasure we’ve come to bury. Just my daughter’s castrated cat. He” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Dogs seem more photogenic than cats. In photos most cats look like sociopaths. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
