Cats Quotes · Page 28

Your dog thinks you're a god. Your cat thinks the dog's an asshole.

— George Carlin

How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.

— Robert A. Heinlein

“If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.”

— Groucho marx

A cat's meow and cow's moo, I can recite them all.

— Bob Dylan

“They tell me that I rub the fur the wrong way. I don't; let the cat turn around.”

— Billy Sunday

A cat does not want all the world to love her -- only those she has chosen to love.

— Helen Thomson

That's what the cat said to the canary when he swallowed him - 'You'll be all right.

— Alvah Bessie

I would meow as one of their cats just to have a cameo role on The Simpsons.

— Hayden Christensen

“Could there be another place for coldhearted cats who had been ready to use the warrior code for their own dark ambitions?”

— Erin Hunter

There's something about cats' self-sufficiency and their seemingly individualistic ways that I find compelling.

— Marc Maron

You could train cats do things, a lot of people don't think cats aren't trainable. Cats can be trusted just a friend.

— Temple Grandin

Heads of warring nations could learn a lot about how to achieve lasting peace by watching dogs and cats who live in…

— Blaize Clement

Cats and dogs believe politicians are like cemetery caregivers; they are on top of everyone, but nobody listens.

— Rita Mae Brown

“Cats are always there when you need them, asleep, telling you with their body language that they don’t need you.”

— Jarod Kintz

People who don't like cats haven't been around them. There's the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff.

— Betty White

The cat is in the sack, but the sack is not closed. The cat is in it, but it's open...and it's a…

— Giovanni Trapattoni

It was easy for the Democrats to attack the wealthy fat cats of Wall Street, the elite, and the privileged people -…

— Marc Faber

“Trousers don’t suit cats, messire,’ replied the cat with great dignity. ‘Why don’t you tell me to wear boots? Cats always wear…

— Mikhail Bulgakov

“[The cats] scamper in front of my legs, causing me to fall and face plant into whatever furniture is closest. They especially…

— Weston Locher

I've had cats all my life and obviously loved them, but the litter box, and the having to always get a house…

— Martha Plimpton

It is better to have a cat and mouse game where the cat has the upper hand than a cat and mouse…

— George Soros

Let take a cat, and foster her with milk And tender flesh, and make her couch of silk, And let her see…

— Oswald Barron

Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like…

— Anonymous

“I can't pick up a cat on a whim or out of sympathy. What if I can't take care of him 'til…

— Saki Aida

“God made the cat to give man the pleasure of stroking a tiger.”

— Francois Joseph Mery

My husband and I are trying to make cats cool and it's working.

— Beth Ostrosky Stern

You know, in real life, I'm just a pussycat.

— Julie Newmar

Even the stupidest cat seems to know more than any dog.

— Eleanor Clark

The only cats worth anything are the cats that take chances.

— Thelonious Monk

“If you aren't a pissed-off cat, you shouldn't make noises like one.~Freeing Carter”

— Nyrae Dawn

“Cats may walk by themselves, but there are times when they need our support.”

— Dr. Nicholas Dodman

“This isn't a shortcut for humans!! It's a route for cats!!”

— Peach-Pit

If Life Is Like A Rat Race... I Choose To Be The Cat!

— Cv Pillay

[A kitten] gets himself into every kind of trouble...

— Champfleury

The thing about cats, as you may find, Is that no one knows what they have in mind.

— John Ciardi

“Bluestar's coming on patrol? Watch out for flying hedgehogs!”

— Erin Hunter Cloudpaw A Dangerous Path Warriors 5

The family is on its way out; couples go next; then no more keeping cats or parrots.

— Mason Cooley

I have a favorite cat does that make me a bad owner? Will I be a bad parent?

— Anonymous

“Somewhere in the ruins above them, the cats are howling.”

— Anthony Doerr

“Cats are bundles of cute, wrapped in fur and purrs.”

— Jarod Kintz