Two cats can live as cheaply as one, and their owner has twice as much fun — Lloyd Alexander Copy Share Image
I simply can´t resist a cat, particularly a purring one. They are the cleanest, cunningest, and most intelligent things I know, outside… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“He and the Cat looked at each other across that impassable barrier of silence which had been set between man and beast… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute human thoughts and feelings to them. — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
The social scene in Daytona Beach was simple. The white cats surf, and the blacks play music. — Duane Allman Copy Share Image
A cat is a soft, indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“When you're fighting a crowd, it's good to shout potentially threatening things like "Crossbows!" or "Fire!" or "Giant Flying Cat!" every once… — Sebastien de Castell Copy Share Image
You know what I should do?" Hoshino asked excited. "Of course," the cat said. "What'd I tell you? Cats know everything. Not… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“If a cat were to give birth in an oven, would you call what she gave birth to kittens or bread?” — Fernando Sorrentino Copy Share Image
A cat is a responsibility after all. And feeding and keeping and caring about a stupid fat cat isn't much, isn't much… — Steven Hall Copy Share Image
“Maldonado's face was ghastly. 'That' she said, pointing below the bed where the cat lurked, 'and that' - pointing to what lay… — Cornell Woolrich Copy Share Image
“Hmm…now that I think about it, housecats are often coddled and petted. You don’t pet me nearly enough. You must be a… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
The dirty little secret on Wall Street: Eighty percent of the Wall Street executives' and their spouses' donations go to Democrats. It's… — Louie Gohmert Copy Share Image
“To begin with," said the Cat, "a dog's not mad. You grant that?" "I suppose so," said Alice "Well, then," the Cat… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
“But Charlie and I have a very special relationship and I wanted to let her know I was home. Don't worry, I'm… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
“In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I am consistently impressed by reddit. I'd say on a near weekly basis, by little things. Whether it's - I absolutely love… — Alexis Ohanian Copy Share Image
It is impossible, rate to be a king while cat still alive. — Mohammed Yunusa Maiduguri Nigeria Copy Share Image
I would enjoy doing what cats do: singing, sleeping, and licking my nuts. — Jason Mraz Copy Share Image
Dead I am the rat, feast upon the cat. Tender is the fur, dying as you purr. — Rob Zombie Copy Share Image
My Chinese zodiac is a dog. But I'm an exception because of how much I love cats. — Jason Wu Copy Share Image
A lotta cats copy the Mona Lisa, but people still line up to see the original. — Louis Armstrong Copy Share Image
A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Some cats are blind and stone deafdeaf some. But ain't no cat wuz ever dumb. — Anthony Euwer Copy Share Image