Cats Quotes · Page 23

Cats don't need to be possessed; they're evil on their own.

— Peter Kreeft

While the cat's away, you may find the rats getting damned uppity.

— Simon R. Green

We're cat people now, it's all down hill from here. -Phil

— Duck Dynasty

Cats know everything there is to know about meditation.

— Veronique Vienne

“A cat, as I keep on saying, is also a cat for a’ that,”

— Sōseki Natsume

“Yawn. String-on-a-stick. Fine. I'll come out and chase it to make you happy.”

— Lee Wardlaw

To respect the cat is the beginning of the aesthetic sense.

— Erasmus Darwin

“When Johnny Depp saw it, he was so excited he fluffed up to twice his normal size.”

— Diane Messidoro

A cat that jumps on a hot stove will never jump on a hot stove again. Neither will it jump on a…

— Mike Cameron

“When I play with my cat, how do I know that she is not playing with me rather than I with her?”

— Michel de Montaigne

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.

— Mark Twain

I always joke that I'd like to be a cat 'cause then I'll have nine lives, and then I can do like…

— Tavi Gevinson

“The only way to win this cat-and-mouse game, as the Cat said in Red Dwarf, was not to be the mouse.”

— Kerry Greenwood

“I forget my name,” the cat said. “I had one, I know I did, but somewhere along the line I didn’t need…

— Haruki Murakami

I always say 'thriller;' if they see you're a woman - and you're a blond woman - people assume you're writing about…

— Karin Slaughter

“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a man in possession of a warm house and a well-stocked fridge must be in…

— Heather Hacking

What else will do except faith in such a cynical, corrupt time? When the country goes temporarily to the dogs, cats must…

— Garrison Keillor

Let the cats rule the world; first thing they will do is to increase the number of mousetraps! Let the rats rule…

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

“I wasn’t getting along with Trouble and for good reason. He strolled over and made a snide remark. “Patches,” he meowed, “why…

— Lea Beall

“Gus is the Cat at the Theatre Door. His name, as I ought to have told you before, Is really Asparagus. That's…

— T.S. Eliot

“After all, Sergios was not all bad. He was tough, ruthless, arrogant and selfish, but while he might have the morals of…

— Lynne Graham

“I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food - which they…

— Geoffrey Household

“Dovepaw made a mess of the hunting, true. But she ran to help a Clanmate in trouble when she had no idea…

— Erin Hunter

Being Tigerstar's son has meant I've had to win the trust of every ThunderClan cat over and over. So I know how…

— Erin Hunter

I like dogs, but I have more respect for cats.

— Jake M. Johnson

Who knows what goes on in the mind of a cat?

— Julie Kagawa

A cat's idea of a 'good time' is to kill something.

— Andy Rooney

The last thing I would accuse a cat of is innocence.

— Edward Graham Paley

One thing about cats: They are extremely clean animals.

— Beth Ostrosky Stern

The cat would eate fish, and would not wet her feete.

— John Heywood

That cat will write her autograph all over your leg if you let her.

— Mark Twain

All I need in this life of sin is me and my kitten.

— Katy Perry

“A cat may look at a king, but he might also lose a bit of fur for it.”

— Margaret Miles

Dogs are very loyal to their masters but with cats you're the servant.

— James Bowen

We cannot without becoming cats, perfectly understand the cat mind.

— St. George Jackson Mivart

“[Brodsky] loved cats, and sometimes for a greeting would meow.”

— Sigrid Nunez

“Do you have my pussy? Oh God, cat! Do you have my cat?”

— M.A. Stacie

“Cats do not enjoy being reminded of debts. Cats don not incur in debts.”

— Robin Hobb

One reason cats are happier than people is that they have no newspapers.

— Gwendolyn Brooks

You never saw such a crazy cat. 'Up the wall' took on a literal meaning.

— Arnold Hano